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FroggerCollectsHats

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  1. Welcome to the Shard! What is your opinion of plant friends? (I'm not late, you were early)
  2. Yay! Yet another neurospicy, wayne loving gay! Do you appreciate plants?
  3. Sirens know about every route and horizon Now I know how to get back to my island
  4. Yay, someone who also appreciates aloe! I have 3 of those guys just chilling in my room.
  5. No, Jesus was actually really grumpy and depressed. He was perfect, but he was grumpy about it.
  6. yay another homeschooler!
  7. I have a couple. Probably will have more. This personality mix calls for some fun stories. I am DMing for my father, sister, and neighbor. My dad is a 40 something retired soldier, my neighbor (the youngest one here) is a rogue, my sister is a 16 year old (human aging equivalent) sorcerer gnome who's only dream is for one of the party members to give her a piggyback ride. We walk into the room and there is a statue of a dwarf holding a shiny thing and looking at it greedily. Nyx (my sister) enters the room first, followed by Carl (my dad's character). Ian (my neighbor's character) wisely stays out in the hallway. Ian correctly chooses to not trust Nyx with anything. Nyx and Carl stand there for a bit, and my neighbor asks me a question at the same time as my sister says "I pick up the shiny thing and put it back really fast. Am I good?" I ask her to repeat, after which I say "NO, you are not good! That thing blows up in your face! What did you expect would happen?" Nyx and Carl are both down to 0 hp (they're both at level 4 or something) and Ian is debating helping them. He does help them, but was unable to save Nyx. I was nice and let her off with a missing arm. Later, we're walking along, when we find a horse. Carl wants to keep the horse. The horse likes him. The horse is now named Carl Jr. Unfortunately, Carl Jr belongs to a farmer we end up rescuing from a bunch of orcs. That was fun. Ian backflipped through a window.
  8. Welcome! Your username is real. I noticed your pronouns and am going to do as people did to me and redirect you to the Certified Gay Disasters forum. Normally I am FroggerCollectsHats. What is your favorite plant friend? (small(ish) plants that do well indoors)
  9. this is too real. And then you're like, "no, they really only see me as a friend" and then they get your locker code from your best friend and leave a bag of chocolate in your locker because they know the day has negative emotional importance to you. and then you're like, "no, definitely friends" and then your mutual friend starts acting weird and then you're like, "no, they see me as a friend"
  10. Welcome, german-truthwatcher! Normally I am FroggerCollectsHats. Which 5 cosmere characters would you invite to a party and why?
  11. wassup my fellow gay disasters I was directed here a month ago and forgot but I'm here now
  12. Agreed. Existing is fun.
  13. The Phantom of the Opera
  14. Welcome! Which 5 cosmere characters would you invite to a party and why?
  15. 1. Is that a Duo pfp? 2. "The dread pirate Roberts is here for your SOULSSSSS"
  16. 47. Interrupt him in the middle of a story with your own completely unhelpful and irrelevant story that is 3 sentences long, but double back a lot so that it takes forever, and if he tries to continue with the story before you're done, start over from the beginning. Also be sure to include some really bad jokes/puns in the story.
  17. Navani. I would be one of her ardent/scholar people, and just run around doing experiments and stuff all day.
  18. I read this and all I think is Adolin crushing everyone but Hoid at minute to win it challenges, but only because Hoid was cheating or some stuff.
  19. Oh yeah that makes sense. Apologies for wrongly correcting your grammar.
  20. It's always "why are you stiming by humming" and never "are you a singer" This is too real However I am so sorry I have to do this but there is no space after the quotation mark. "I think you have autism" not " I think you have autism " Apologies. I have a thing about proper grammer.
  21. I freaking love your username. If you could invite 5 cosmere characters to a party, who would they be and why?
  22. ugh why is it so hard to come up with these I've been sitting here staring at the same screen for 3 minutes
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