Certified Gay Disasters

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On 3/16/2024 at 10:33 PM, Ookla the Game Master said:

After one year, nine months, and one day, I noticed a small punctuation error (used a period instead of a question mark), and felt the need to fix it.

Sounds about right for you

WE ONLY NEED 5 MORE PEOPLE AND IT’LL BE #1 WOOOOOO

[Keke They/he]

19 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Sounds about right for you

WE ONLY NEED 5 MORE PEOPLE AND IT’LL BE #1 WOOOOOO

5 more for what?

[momadrac they/them]

6 hours ago, Ookla The Kintsukuroi said:

5 more for what?

I think people in the thread to have the most people in one thread in all of the forums

maybe

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

I think people in the thread to have the most people in one thread in all of the forums

maybe

Spartan wamts 5 more people to rep Lies's post so that it's the most popular post in this thread

[momadrac they/them]

ahhhhh

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5 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Spartan wamts 5 more people to rep Lies's post so that it's the most popular post in this thread

What he said 

5 more rep points until it reaches #1

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Pizza is delicious also might get to go watch the new fnaf movie with my crush over break I hate scary movies so we will see how this goes

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17 minutes ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

Pizza is delicious also might get to go watch the new fnaf movie with my crush over break I hate scary movies so we will see how this goes

You go girlie!!

hmm should I ask my crush on a date...?

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3 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

You go girlie!!

hmm should I ask my crush on a date...?

YES YOU SHOULDDD

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

You go girlie!!

hmm should I ask my crush on a date...?

Yes

[momadrac they/them]

1 minute ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

YES YOU SHOULDDD

 

1 minute ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Yes

hmm I will try to scrounge up the guts

oh haha funny story we were at the local gelato shop together + 2 other friends and I got out my wallet to pay, but then he was like 'no I got this' and we got into a friendly argument in front of the cashier

it ended with me paying but he gave 20 dollars to our mutual friend with instructions to slip it in my purse later 

I still have it and haven't spent it and someday I will spend it on him lol

dumb fights amiright

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9 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

 

hmm I will try to scrounge up the guts

oh haha funny story we were at the local gelato shop together + 2 other friends and I got out my wallet to pay, but then he was like 'no I got this' and we got into a friendly argument in front of the cashier

it ended with me paying but he gave 20 dollars to our mutual friend with instructions to slip it in my purse later 

I still have it and haven't spent it and someday I will spend it on him lol

dumb fights amiright

Bahahaha that’s actually rly cute

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17 minutes ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

Bahahaha that’s actually rly cute

If you wanna hear more cute stories I have more

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Tree said:

If you wanna hear more cute stories I have more

Yes

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Just now, Ookla the Kansan said:

Yes

Um well we met at a chess club (I'm sooo bad at chess lmao) and we played (he beat me) then forgot about each other. Then when all the elementary schools combined to middle school we met again, had no classes together, but ate lunch together every period. It was just funny bc we rebounded over goldfish (do you like goldfish? omg I do too!!!) I don't know if that's a cute story but it's funny to me =P Ill add more as I think of them lol

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Tree said:

Um well we met at a chess club (I'm sooo bad at chess lmao) and we played (he beat me) then forgot about each other. Then when all the elementary schools combined to middle school we met again, had no classes together, but ate lunch together every period. It was just funny bc we rebounded over goldfish (do you like goldfish? omg I do too!!!) I don't know if that's a cute story but it's funny to me =P Ill add more as I think of them lol

Chess!

Aww that is cute

[momadrac they/them]

Just now, Ookla the Kansan said:

Chess!

Aww that is cute

gotta go computer is dying

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11 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

If you wanna hear more cute stories I have more

Um always duhhh

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

Um well we met at a chess club (I'm sooo bad at chess lmao) and we played (he beat me) then forgot about each other. Then when all the elementary schools combined to middle school we met again, had no classes together, but ate lunch together every period. It was just funny bc we rebounded over goldfish (do you like goldfish? omg I do too!!!) I don't know if that's a cute story but it's funny to me =P Ill add more as I think of them lol

Awwww that’s adorable goldfish are scientifically proven to make people love each other, probably, or at least it should be scientifically proven 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

Um always duhhh

Awwww that’s adorable goldfish are scientifically proven to make people love each other, probably, or at least it should be scientifically proven 

Dang

That's why I'm always single

I cam't have goldfish

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Just now, Ookla the Kansan said:

Dang

That's why I'm always single

I cam't have goldfish

Eeeexxxxxxaccctttttllllyyy silly goofy vegan gluten free nerds‍ such a good of you to be Fluten intolerant (hehehehe I see the typo but it’s funny bc like I’m fluten intolerant, meaning I don’t tolerate any of the fluten done by any of the flutes played by flautists)

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2 minutes ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

Eeeexxxxxxaccctttttllllyyy silly goofy vegan gluten free nerds‍ such a good of you to be Fluten intolerant (hehehehe I see the typo but it’s funny bc like I’m fluten intolerant, meaning I don’t tolerate any of the fluten done by any of the flutes played by flautists)

Oh, but see, I love flute

Guess it was a fair trade. Love for badassery

Edited December 19, 2025 by Ookla the Kansan

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10 hours ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

Um always duhhh

Awwww that’s adorable goldfish are scientifically proven to make people love each other, probably, or at least it should be scientifically proven 

This is true

10 hours ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Dang

That's why I'm always single

I cam't have goldfish

Well technically I'm still single too but at least you can have coffee!! (by choice or by allergy?)

10 hours ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

Eeeexxxxxxaccctttttllllyyy silly goofy vegan gluten free nerds‍ such a good of you to be Fluten intolerant (hehehehe I see the typo but it’s funny bc like I’m fluten intolerant, meaning I don’t tolerate any of the fluten done by any of the flutes played by flautists)

 

10 hours ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Oh, but see, I love flute

Guess it was a fair trade. Love for badassery

band kids  

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

This is true

Well technically I'm still single too but at least you can have coffee!! (by choice or by allergy?)

 

band kids  

Allergy

She's the band kid

I play solo

This should explain why she is the way she is

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Just now, Ookla the Kansan said:

Allergy

She's the band kid

I play solo

This should explain why she is the way she is

oof sorry

this brings up the age-old question: If you play band instrument, are you a band kid? I would love this answer to be true so I can corrupt my crush (band kid plays cello)

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Tree said:

oof sorry

this brings up the age-old question: If you play band instrument, are you a band kid? I would love this answer to be true so I can corrupt my crush (band kid plays cello)

You're a band kid if you are in any kind of band or learn instruments alongside a group