Certified Gay Disasters

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Ookla The Fairy said:

Mate

You do the same thing for me

You are not into me 

This is not a sign 

IDK MAN MY BRAIN IS BREAKING

MAKES SENSE BUT ALSO DOESN'T

I'M SEEING STUFF THAT ISN'T THERE

WHAT ELSE IS NEW

Spoiler

I see dead people....

Spoiler

I'm joking I just wanted to say that

 

 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

IDK MAN MY BRAIN IS BREAKING

MAKES SENSE BUT ALSO DOESN'T

I'M SEEING STUFF THAT ISN'T THERE

WHAT ELSE IS NEW

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I see dead people....

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I'm joking I just wanted to say that

 

 

This happens with crushes 
This is why you have friends
So we can crush your dreams (because we love you)

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Ookla The Fairy said:

This happens with crushes 
This is why you have friends
So we can crush your dreams (because we love you)

shut up and let me dream quietly

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Kansan said:

shut up and let me dream quietly

You asked for our advice 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

You asked for our advice 

where

how

I just wanted to yell/scream/cry quietly in a corner while my brain overloads and I word dump to people I've never met irl cause my irl friends are different

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

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aghghghg

teen drama incoming

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Spartan says this is normal friend thing to do...but like, none of my other friends have done this.

So the guy I have a crush on asked me out to coffee (no, it's not a date. Can confirm. But still super cool) cause I've talked about Sanderson several times, and apparently he can tell I'm struggling to keep the talking points small, so he wants me to explain the world to him

Which like....this man has no idea what he's getting himself into

but ASHDGHSFDLGJHFJGHFDGJS

my brain is overloading and going in circles

 

1 hour ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

IDK MAN MY BRAIN IS BREAKING

MAKES SENSE BUT ALSO DOESN'T

I'M SEEING STUFF THAT ISN'T THERE

WHAT ELSE IS NEW

  Reveal hidden contents

I see dead people....

  Hide contents

I'm joking I just wanted to say that

 

 

1 hour ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

where

how

I just wanted to yell/scream/cry quietly in a corner while my brain overloads and I word dump to people I've never met irl cause my irl friends are different

My dearest friend.

HES JUST A FRIEND

listen, i think that if someone is taking you out to coffee

it is either a date

or it is a FRIENDSHIP hang out

and i believe someone said

1 hour ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

no, it's not a date. Can confirm. But still super cool

but they might be wrong.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

51 minutes ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

My dearest friend.

HES JUST A FRIEND

listen, i think that if someone is taking you out to coffee

it is either a date

or it is a FRIENDSHIP hang out

and i believe someone said

but they might be wrong.

Preach

[Shatter He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

hghfahshsghgslfsjkfhsdjghsd

aghghghg

teen drama incoming

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Spartan says this is normal friend thing to do...but like, none of my other friends have done this.

So the guy I have a crush on asked me out to coffee (no, it's not a date. Can confirm. But still super cool) cause I've talked about Sanderson several times, and apparently he can tell I'm struggling to keep the talking points small, so he wants me to explain the world to him

Which like....this man has no idea what he's getting himself into

but ASHDGHSFDLGJHFJGHFDGJS

my brain is overloading and going in circles

 

Yep, that’s classic I-cannot-wait-to-share-Sanderson’s-entire-Cosmere-and-I-will-throw-so-much-info-at-you-that-you-explode-itis. Totally normal for a fan who finally has someone to talk to about it. Warning: your brain may short-circuit under the sheer weight of worldbuilding minutiae, plot twists, magic systems, and interludes. Side effects may include gesturing wildly, quoting random chapters, hyperventilating over spoilers, spontaneously saying stuff about Hoid, drawing maps and timelines mid-conversation, and experiencing uncontrollable joy (or tears) when they actually listen.

2 hours ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

This happens with crushes 
This is why you have friends
So we can crush your dreams (because we love you)

Mwahahahaha

[Guest]

I haven't been on here for a while and there's like 2 more whole pages of people talking to each other

On 7/21/2020 at 1:51 AM, DramaQueen said:

 

I'm straight, so I really don't belong here, but I've already eaten too much mac n cheese...

Me too... Are you an ally? You said your straight but your profile picture is a bird holding a pride flag

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

10 hours ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

Five rep huh?

Okay I can add this to my list of stuff that gets likes

• Coming out as trans (All the way back on page 42. None of the people active on this thread now were back there, except for Koloss17 [not really active if I'm being honest] and AonEne)
• Complaining (sometimes)
• Commenting about awesome stuff that's happened to me

Edit: Didn't really happen to me but it did happen to other people during the incident: Arguing at transphobes.

Your like Glinda from wicked “popular”

 

9 hours ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

hghfahshsghgslfsjkfhsdjghsd

aghghghg

teen drama incoming

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Spartan says this is normal friend thing to do...but like, none of my other friends have done this.

So the guy I have a crush on asked me out to coffee (no, it's not a date. Can confirm. But still super cool) cause I've talked about Sanderson several times, and apparently he can tell I'm struggling to keep the talking points small, so he wants me to explain the world to him

Which like....this man has no idea what he's getting himself into

but ASHDGHSFDLGJHFJGHFDGJS

my brain is overloading and going in circles

 

And you say I’m emotionally unintelligent

Also Dylan just like I agree with coder literally I’ve gone to coffee with my friends and I have zero interest in them (then again I went to coffee with my crush so ig you never know)

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

14 hours ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

Five rep huh?

Okay I can add this to my list of stuff that gets likes

• Coming out as trans (All the way back on page 42. None of the people active on this thread now were back there, except for Koloss17 [not really active if I'm being honest] and AonEne)
• Complaining (sometimes)
• Commenting about awesome stuff that's happened to me

Edit: Didn't really happen to me but it did happen to other people during the incident: Arguing at transphobes.

*Definitely didn't just scroll back to page 42*

Wow, you've been on here for ages!!

13 hours ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

hghfahshsghgslfsjkfhsdjghsd

aghghghg

teen drama incoming

  Reveal hidden contents

Spartan says this is normal friend thing to do...but like, none of my other friends have done this.

So the guy I have a crush on asked me out to coffee (no, it's not a date. Can confirm. But still super cool) cause I've talked about Sanderson several times, and apparently he can tell I'm struggling to keep the talking points small, so he wants me to explain the world to him

Which like....this man has no idea what he's getting himself into

but ASHDGHSFDLGJHFJGHFDGJS

my brain is overloading and going in circles

 

Have fun!!!! Don't explode!!!

 

13 hours ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Mate

You do the same thing for me

You are not into me 

This is not a sign 

The paragraphing here made me laugh out loud. 

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

On 3/16/2024 at 10:33 PM, Ookla the Game Master said:

I think I might be trans. I always thought I was a "different" kind of boy, one who acted more like a girl, and identified more with girls, but still male. I'd even checked my mind to check if I was trans, and the response was always "no"

But today, when I woke up, I realized I thought of myself as a girl. When I asked my mind if I was trans, it paused, then said "I... think so" I was so shocked, I thought it came out of nowhere.

Now though, I'm beginning to realize that some stuff might have been foreshadowing. I'm already beginning to think of my past self as a girl as well.

Is it normal that these thoughts come all of a sudden? How long should I wait before I can be sure that these feelings are correct.

(Also, thought I was straight before, but I guess if I am trans that makes me lesbian)

CONGRATS!!

Me too

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

On 3/16/2024 at 10:33 PM, Ookla the Game Master said:

I think I might be trans. I always thought I was a "different" kind of boy, one who acted more like a girl, and identified more with girls, but still male. I'd even checked my mind to check if I was trans, and the response was always "no"

But today, when I woke up, I realized I thought of myself as a girl. When I asked my mind if I was trans, it paused, then said "I... think so" I was so shocked, I thought it came out of nowhere.

Now though, I'm beginning to realize that some stuff might have been foreshadowing. I'm already beginning to think of my past self as a girl as well.

Is it normal that these thoughts come all of a sudden? How long should I wait before I can be sure that these feelings are correct.

(Also, thought I was straight before, but I guess if I am trans that makes me lesbian)

CONGRATS =D

[Hmmm lies she/her]

...y'all

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

18 hours ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Mate

You do the same thing for me

You are not into me 

This is not a sign 

I just want to say

that you never know

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

I just want to say

that you never know

The man has a girlfriend 

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

32 minutes ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

...y'all

yes Mrs.Lies?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

The man has a girlfriend 

that makes sense got it

[momadrac they/them]

20 hours ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

hghfahshsghgslfsjkfhsdjghsd

aghghghg

teen drama incoming

  Hide contents

Spartan says this is normal friend thing to do...but like, none of my other friends have done this.

So the guy I have a crush on asked me out to coffee (no, it's not a date. Can confirm. But still super cool) cause I've talked about Sanderson several times, and apparently he can tell I'm struggling to keep the talking points small, so he wants me to explain the world to him

Which like....this man has no idea what he's getting himself into

but ASHDGHSFDLGJHFJGHFDGJS

my brain is overloading and going in circles

 

 

Alrighty here's my two cents

1st: Y'all would be adorable together, and I've never even met him. He seems like a decent person if he's willing to listen to you yap about the cosmere. 

2nd: Its sad he has a girlfriend. But who knows he could be bi or pan

3rd: Friendship leads to connection witch leads to possible romance. At least in the demi world, but I'm sure this is probably accurate in the real world too. If he never gets to really know you, and you him, then this most likely wouldn't go anywhere. If y'all are already friends, then more friendship is always a good thing. So even if this isn't a date, then it could lead to other dates. Maybe. I hope he's bi.

4th: Take what I say with a grain of salt. I'm a hopeless romantic. 

*Bows* Thank you, and good night! 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

 

Alrighty here's my two cents

1st: Y'all would be adorable together, and I've never even met him. He seems like a decent person if he's willing to listen to you yap about the cosmere. 

2nd: Its sad he has a girlfriend. But who knows he could be bi or pan

3rd: Friendship leads to connection witch leads to possible romance. At least in the demi world, but I'm sure this is probably accurate in the real world too. If he never gets to really know you, and you him, then this most likely wouldn't go anywhere. If y'all are already friends, then more friendship is always a good thing. So even if this isn't a date, then it could lead to other dates. Maybe. I hope he's bi.

4th: Take what I say with a grain of salt. I'm a hopeless romantic. 

*Bows* Thank you, and good night! 

He's definitely bi. The bigger issue is that he's already dating someone, and has talked to me about going long-distance with her when they go to college

Also my best friend warned me away from him as a partner but whatever

I, too, am a hopeless romantic

[momadrac they/them]

Just now, Ookla the Kansan said:

He's definitely bi. The bigger issue is that he's already dating someone, and has talked to me about going long-distance with her when they go to college

Also my best friend warned me away from him as a partner but whatever

I, too, am a hopeless romantic

Ah

I'm sorry

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

24 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

He's definitely bi. The bigger issue is that he's already dating someone, and has talked to me about going long-distance with her when they go to college

Also my best friend warned me away from him as a partner but whatever

I, too, am a hopeless romantic

Dude. I. Need. You. To. (Expletive). Tell. Me. Who. TF. This. Is.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

...y'all

What the hell do you mean this post gets 4 likes? I was just joking before when I was talking about the arbitrary like standards, but now I feel like you're messing with me.

2 hours ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

yes Mrs.Lies?

Oh just me being amused by the fact that you're replying to my nearly 2 year old coming out post.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

37 minutes ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

Dude. I. Need. You. To. (Expletive). Tell. Me. Who. TF. This. Is.

No

Just now, Ookla the Game Master said:

What the hell do you mean this post gets 4 likes? I was just joking before when I was talking about the arbitrary like standards, but now I feel like you're messing with me.

Oh just me being amused by the fact that you're replying to my nearly 2 year old coming out post.

Yes

Half my likes are just to mess with people

 

[momadrac they/them]

53 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

No

Yes

Half my likes are just to mess with people

 

I don't know how to feel about this lol because I feel like a good chunk of my likes come from you