Certified Gay Disasters

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8 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Real lol

Talking to people irl is hard enough as is much less trying to be charming

Reallll

as for the shovels

Death isn't good for people's health so we don't do that

God sorry again didn't see the new window

Edited December 5, 2025 by Ookla the Tree

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1 minute ago, Ookla the Tree said:

Reallll

as for the shovels

Death isn't good for people's health

Reallll

as for the shovels

Death isn't good for people's health

Reallll

as for the shovels

Death isn't good for people's health

Reallll

as for the shovels

Death isn't good for people's health

Reallll

as for the shovels

Death isn't good for people's health

Reallll

as for the shovels

Death isn't good for people's health

So we don't do that

 

Real

As for the shovels

Death isn't good for people's health so we don't do that

Are

Are you good

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Just now, Ookla The Fairy said:

Are

Are you good

About the shovels or the thing repeated a billion times

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1 minute ago, Ookla the Tree said:

About the shovels or the thing repeated a billion times

The repeating speech

Talk of death and shovels is a sign of a healthy mind

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5 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

The repeating speech

Talk of death and shovels is a sign of a healthy mind

yup I'm fine

I was still on page 158 and I kept clicking post bc it wasn't showing up for me till I realized there was a new page

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4 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Ahh gotcha

Friends I have committed gay treason
Greason you might say
You shouldn’t but you might

I have fallen for a girl

Lol greason

and arent u bi thats fine

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Just now, Ookla the Dokja said:

Lol greason

and arent u bi thats fine

True

Spoiler

Honestly I just wanted an excuse to make that greason joke

 

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Just now, Ookla The Fairy said:

True

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Honestly I just wanted an excuse to make that greason joke

 

honestly fair

Spoiler

greason is a fire joke

6 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Friends I have committed gay treason
Greason you might say
You shouldn’t but you might

and the whole 'you might say, you shouldn't but you might' is bars

 

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6 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Ahh gotcha

Friends I have committed gay treason
Greason you might say
You shouldn’t but you might

I have fallen for a girl

Congrats!

shoot I commit greason everyday 

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2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

honestly fair

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greason is a fire joke

and the whole 'you might say, you shouldn't but you might' is bars

 

Thank you  

 

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

Congrats!

shoot I commit greason everyday 

Tyyyy
It’s
Feelings are mixed but yeah

You do?
Do tell
Or don’t if you don’t want to

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Just now, Ookla The Fairy said:

Thank you  

 

Tyyyy
It’s
Feelings are mixed but yeah

You do?
Do tell
Or don’t if you don’t want to

I'm bi(ish) and right now I have a crush on a guy

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Just now, Ookla the Tree said:

I'm bi(ish) and right now I have a crush on a guy

Oh let’s go both of us

Whats he like 

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Just now, Ookla The Fairy said:

Oh let’s go both of us

Whats he like 

He's a very sweet guy and one of my best friends. He's also pretty competitive and destroys me in all of the strategy games lol. What about you? What's she like?

[Hmmm lies she/her]

7 hours ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Writings that surpass Calliope most likely 

All right, you know what? I want to hear you praise me more see what my full power consists of. In a bit, I'll post some extremely gay writings that I will write by just vomiting all my love toward women onto my screen doing extremely nuanced analysis of my psyche. 

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24 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

He's a very sweet guy and one of my best friends. He's also pretty competitive and destroys me in all of the strategy games lol. What about you? What's she like?

Let’s goo
Best of lucksisms
Do you plan to say anything eventually 

Dang
Uh
Hang on lemme come up with the abridged version
We’re into the same stuff, reading, writing, chess, musicals, etc
She’s also highly extroverted and opinionated so usually she does most of the talking lol

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

All right, you know what? I want to hear you praise me more see what my full power consists of. In a bit, I'll post some extremely gay writings that I will write by just vomiting all my love toward women onto my screen doing extremely nuanced analysis of my psyche. 

Absolute cinema 

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4 minutes ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

All right, you know what? I want to hear you praise me more see what my full power consists of. In a bit, I'll post some extremely gay writings that I will write by just vomiting all my love toward women onto my screen doing extremely nuanced analysis of my psyche. 

bars

absolute BARS

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Ahh gotcha

Friends I have committed gay treason
Greason you might say
You shouldn’t but you might

I have fallen for a girl

How dare you

1 hour ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

Lol greason

and arent u bi thats fine

DAS WHAT I SAID

56 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

I'm bi(ish) and right now I have a crush on a guy

Guys are too dang hot

29 minutes ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

All right, you know what? I want to hear you praise me more see what my full power consists of. In a bit, I'll post some extremely gay writings that I will write by just vomiting all my love toward women onto my screen doing extremely nuanced analysis of my psyche. 

This is basically how I write songs. Just this

This is also why I don't post said songs. They're more word-vomit when I do them than when I try otherwise. I'm not good at word-vomiting

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2 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

How dare you

DAS WHAT I SAID

Guys are too dang hot

This is basically how I write songs. Just this

This is also why I don't post said songs. They're more word-vomit when I do them than when I try otherwise. I'm not good at word-vomiting

Pft

Like you haven’t been hearing about it for… a while

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2 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Pft

Like you haven’t been hearing about it for… a while

Indeed

Fair trade

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Zoom I go nighty farewell my fellow queers

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4 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

How dare you

DAS WHAT I SAID

Guys are too dang hot

This is basically how I write songs. Just this

This is also why I don't post said songs. They're more word-vomit when I do them than when I try otherwise. I'm not good at word-vomiting

This is true. 

33 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Let’s goo
Best of lucksisms
Do you plan to say anything eventually 

Dang
Uh
Hang on lemme come up with the abridged version
We’re into the same stuff, reading, writing, chess, musicals, etc
She’s also highly extroverted and opinionated so usually she does most of the talking lol

Absolute cinema 

Through sources (mutual friends) I have determined that he likes me but isn't going to stay stuff about it so it is up to me. I have this great idea to use Tress of the Emerald Sea to tell him (charlie/tress gloves thing) cause he's a Sanderfan. I already have the book bought lol. 

Cool

Sounds a lot like my crush too lol he is obsessed with chess and pretty good at writing

Maybe they're alternate versions of eachother

2 minutes ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

Zoom I go nighty farewell my fellow queers

Ah farewell

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4 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Indeed

Fair trade

What be the trade

 

3 minutes ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

Zoom I go nighty farewell my fellow queers

‘Night

 

1 minute ago, Ookla the Tree said:

This is true. 

Through sources (mutual friends) I have determined that he likes me but isn't going to stay stuff about it so it is up to me. I have this great idea to use Tress of the Emerald Sea to tell him (charlie/tress gloves thing) cause he's a Sanderfan. I already have the book bought lol. 

Cool

Sounds a lot like my crush too lol he is obsessed with chess and pretty good at writing

Maybe they're alternate versions of eachother

Ah farewell

Yooooooo that’s such a sick idea what
Whenst are you gonna execute the plan?

Perhaps 
And we’re both bi/ace I think right?
It really is a mirror match

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2 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

What be the trade

 

‘Night

 

Yooooooo that’s such a sick idea what
Whenst are you gonna execute the plan?

Perhaps 
And we’re both bi/ace I think right?
It really is a mirror match

I will execute the plan by bookmarking that one bit and giving him the book next time he is sick.

It is winter so it may work.

Or he may be dense and it may not.

Only time will tell.

Also yup I am bi/ace, I feel like a fake bi though because I'm attracted to guys / non-binary people lol

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Alright, here we go, gay ramblings time.

(Fun fact, gay people are objectively better poets, as proven by Sappho)

 

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I need a queen to hold me. To covet me, to have me. I want to be hers, and hers alone, for why would I need anything else? For her to giggle as she watches my face go red from her compliments. For her to press her lips against mine, knowing she relishes how I taste. For her to hold me close, so close that I don't know where I end and she begins, only that we are together.

I would be no queen, but her princess, for I could never be her equal. I do not think anyone could be her equal. If I were a queen, she would be a goddess; perhaps she would be regardless. What is one's god, if not that which is most important to one? If I were treated this way, would it not be polite to offer worship in return? I would have to make sure she knew that she is everything. That she is perfect. That I want to be with her forever.  That I love her and I love her and I love her and I love her and I love her and I love her and I'll just keep telling her until she kisses me, and tells me that she loves me too.

As she stares me in the eye, I know—I am her most adored treasure, the most important thing in her world. It seems ridiculous: that I could be this wonderful woman's precious girl, when I am a mere nobody. But she has taught me not to think such things, that I am special, that I am beautiful, and that I shouldn't ever tell myself otherwise. It is something incredible, not just to love, but to be loved. To know that this woman cares about me more than anything, that she will always be there for me, that she will support me when I need it; it all feels exhilarating.

"You're so adorable!"

"I love holding you."

"There's my favorite girl!"

I'd melt for her every time I hear her praise me like that. With enough of it, I'd even break out in tears, and as she asks me what's wrong I try to tell her how much I love her but it doesn't feel like enough, and I just wrap my arms around her, and I know that I am in heaven, in paradise, for naught could compare to the wonder and pleasure and passion I feel for her.

Queen, angel, goddess, lover are all things I could call her. Do any of them capture her majesty? Maybe, maybe not. Maybe I can't, not here at least.

Some nights, I cry, believing that such a fantasy could never come true.

Other nights I cry, having faith that someday, it will.

I hope y'all like it, I just kinda kept writing and revising it until I ran out of things to say.

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Just now, Ookla the Tree said:

I will execute the plan by bookmarking that one bit and giving him the book next time he is sick.

It is winter so it may work.

Or he may be dense and it may not.

Only time will tell.

Also yup I am bi/ace, I feel like a fake bi though because I'm attracted to guys / non-binary people lol

Woooo
Good luck =D

SAME

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

Alright, here we go, gay ramblings time.

(Fun fact, gay people are objectively better poets, as proven by Sappho)

 

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I need a queen to hold me. To covet me, to have me. I want to be hers, and hers alone, for why would I need anything else? For her to giggle as she watches my face go red from her compliments. For her to press her lips against mine, knowing she relishes how I taste. For her to hold me close, so close that I don't know where I end and she begins, only that we are together.

I would be no queen, but her princess, for I could never be her equal. I do not think anyone could be her equal. If I were a queen, she would be a goddess; perhaps she would be regardless. What is one's god, if not that which is most important to one? If I were treated this way, would it not be polite to offer worship in return? I would have to make sure she knew that she is everything. That she is perfect. That I want to be with her forever.  That I love her and I love her and I love her and I love her and I love her and I love her and I'll just keep telling her until she kisses me, and tells me that she loves me too.

As she stares me in the eye, I know—I am her most adored treasure, the most important thing in her world. It seems ridiculous: that I could be this wonderful woman's precious girl, when I am a mere nobody. But she has taught me not to think such things, that I am special, that I am beautiful, and that I shouldn't ever tell myself otherwise. It is something incredible, not just to love, but to be loved. To know that this woman cares about me more than anything, that she will always be there for me, that she will support me when I need it; it all feels exhilarating.

"You're so adorable!"

"I love holding you."

"There's my favorite girl!"

I'd melt for her every time I hear her praise me like that. With enough of it, I'd even break out in tears, and as she asks me what's wrong I try to tell her how much I love her but it doesn't feel like enough, and I just wrap my arms around her, and I know that I am in heaven, in paradise, for naught could compare to the wonder and pleasure and passion I feel for her.

Queen, angel, goddess, lover are all things I could call her. Do any of them capture her majesty? Maybe, maybe not. Maybe I can't, not here at least.

Some nights, I cry, believing that such a fantasy could never come true.

Other nights I cry, having faith that someday, it will.

I hope y'all like it, I just kinda kept writing and revising it until I ran out of things to say.

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