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3 minutes ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

fixed it for you

Hell yeah

Thank ye kindly 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

5 hours ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Am I the only one who thinks a highschool romance/drama with the entire main cast being Bi, where completely because of personality alone every couple ends up appearing straight to outside observers, would absolutely storming hilarious?

YES

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5 hours ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Am I the only one who thinks a highschool romance/drama with the entire main cast being Bi, where completely because of personality alone every couple ends up appearing straight to outside observers, would absolutely storming hilarious?

That already exists

its called High School

[Akimikoisthecutest]

Anyone else really tired? I just had to run a concert all by myself

[momadrac they/them]

21 minutes ago, Ookla the Cutest said:

Anyone else really tired? I just had to run a concert all by myself

Oof me too (tired)

But my concert is next week

6 hours ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Am I the only one who thinks a highschool romance/drama with the entire main cast being Bi, where completely because of personality alone every couple ends up appearing straight to outside observers, would absolutely storming hilarious

Also what if everyone was pan?

[Akimikoisthecutest]

13 hours ago, Ookla the Tree said:

Also what if everyone was pan?

Frankly, that would be even better.

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17 minutes ago, Ookla the Cutest said:

Frankly, that would be even better.

Gotta include all of those nonbinary people in the drama

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

14 hours ago, Ookla the Tree said:

Oof me too (tired)

But my concert is next week

Also what if everyone was pan?

Hear me out

Pansexuals

Wifh

COMBAT PANS

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3 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Hear me out

Pansexuals

Wifh

COMBAT PANS

YES

Also what if

You have a clique of panromantics

who are ace

They call themselves the pancakes

Edited December 4, 2025 by Ookla the Tree

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Tree said:

YES

Also what if

You have a clique of panromantics

who are ace

They call themselves the pancakes

Yesss

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3 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Hear me out

Pansexuals

Wifh

COMBAT PANS

That could be the culinary class

[momadrac they/them]

3 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

That could be the culinary class

 

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Hear me out

Pansexuals

Wifh

COMBAT PANS

and the martial arts class. and theater kids (tangled). soo many possibilities lol

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Tree said:

 

and the martial arts class. and theater kids (tangled). soo many possibilities lol

Martial arts with frying pans goes hard

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6 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Martial arts with frying pans goes hard

Its self defense against the panphobic

Anyway gotta go I have to go to school

Its 9:30 here but we had a two hour delay because it snowed

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37 minutes ago, Ookla the Cutest said:

Frankly, that would be even better.

To briefly play devil's advocate:

My love of women is very... idk how to describe it. Unique, sacred.

My desire to have a queen feels special to me, to be with a woman. The idea of gender being a non-factor seems... idk not the way I could feel. I'd love her as a person, but also as a woman.

I don't know if I explained this well, it's hard to describe, I hope you enjoyed my short ramblings

Anyway that's why actually everyone should be omnisexual

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41 minutes ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

To briefly play devil's advocate:

My love of women is very... idk how to describe it. Unique, sacred.

My desire to have a queen feels special to me, to be with a woman. The idea of gender being a non-factor seems... idk not the way I could feel. I'd love her as a person, but also as a woman.

I don't know if I explained this well, it's hard to describe, I hope you enjoyed my short ramblings

Anyway that's why actually everyone should be omnisexual

"I don't know if I explained this well" and you just gave the most poetic and beautiful explanation of different types of love on the entire thread

Entire Shard

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11 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

"I don't know if I explained this well" and you just gave the most poetic and beautiful explanation of different types of love on the entire thread

Entire Shard

Well damn. Thanks.

And to be perfectly queer clear, I'm not disparaging pansexuality. I don't feel it myself, but that doesn't make it any less valid. I'm sure a pan person could write something just as poetic about the way they feel.

Everyone's unique, everyone feels love in different ways. I guess my original point was that it wouldn't be good to have everyone feel it in the same way.

Edited December 4, 2025 by Ookla the Game Master

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1 hour ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

To briefly play devil's advocate:

My love of women is very... idk how to describe it. Unique, sacred.

My desire to have a queen feels special to me, to be with a woman. The idea of gender being a non-factor seems... idk not the way I could feel. I'd love her as a person, but also as a woman.

I don't know if I explained this well, it's hard to describe, I hope you enjoyed my short ramblings

Anyway that's why actually everyone should be omnisexual

Bahahahh what spartan said that’s a gorgeous description 

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Smh I wrote like two sentences and y'all are praising me. I'm curious what you'd think if I actually locked in and wrote to the best of my ability.

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11 minutes ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

Smh I wrote like two sentences and y'all are praising me. I'm curious what you'd think if I actually locked in and wrote to the best of my ability.

Writings that surpass Calliope most likely 

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Mm

So if pansexual wield combat pans do us aces wield combat cards
Like ace poker cards for battle
Like Gambit

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

26 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Mm

So if pansexual wield combat pans do us aces wield combat cards
Like ace poker cards for battle
Like Gambit

Guys

Bisexuals wield giant Best Bi shields

No, don't ask why

I don't know

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6 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Guys

Bisexuals wield giant Best Bi shields

No, don't ask why

I don't know

So I get a shield in one hand and war cards in the other?

Unfathomably peak

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

So I get a shield in one hand and war cards in the other?

Unfathomably peak

I still get a combat pan

Cause that's my signature

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3 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

I still get a combat pan

Cause that's my signature

You get three

Unfair

Aromatics get bows and arrows