Non-Adult Club

[Hen she/her]

1 minute ago, Knight of Iron said:

Alright, I'll do so. I'm actually trained in CPR. It looks like they have no normal breathing or pulse, so could you go and call 911 for me and locate an AED? The sooner the better.

*proceeds to perform chest compressions*

Yup, there’s an AED sign right there! *runs* okay here! *proceeded to place pads* aaaaannnd the most important step of using the AED? Press the on button. 

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Just now, Hentient said:

Yup, there’s an AED sign right there! *runs* okay here! *proceeded to place pads* aaaaannnd the most important step of using the AED? Press the on button. 

Precisely! Too many people forget to do that.

And... ah, Hen, please don't touch the body... oh! A shockable rhythm. It's charging now. When it's done, would you like to press the shock button? Please say "stand clear" before doing so, or we'll have two patients here.

[NameIess]

25 minutes ago, Knight of Iron said:

And... ah, Hen, please don't touch the body... oh! A shockable rhythm. It's charging now. When it's done, would you like to press the shock button? Please say "stand clear" before doing so, or we'll have two patients here.

Hi! Is that a real shocky thing? *Touches.*

[Hen she/her]

*presses the button* 

WAIT-

[Knight of Iron she/they]

6 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Hi! Is that a real shocky thing? *Touches.*

Wait--NAMELESS!!

3 minutes ago, Hentient said:

*presses the button* 

WAIT-

I get back to CPR on...whoever we were doing CPR on.

[+Doomstick he/him]

That was...

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

shocking.

 

 

 

[AonEne he/him]

*throws a PUNch at Stick*

[+Doomstick he/him]

"QUACK"

(*ducks*)

[Hen she/her]

*taps on knights shoulder* Knight- we *sniff* We've been doing CPR for 3 days. I think we've lost them. 

Edited December 28, 2020 by Hentient

[NameIess]

*Cough cough* "why are you trying to do CPR on an inanimate thread?"

[theTruthshaper]

This was a nice place. Too bad I won't be able to post here after 1 hour and 14 minutes

[FriarFritz]

You could be a rebel like me and post here anyways 

[Hen she/her]

Or you can find a way to age backwards and stay 

[theTruthshaper]

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

[+Doomstick he/him]

@AonEne

You have earned a lifetime ban file on this thread. It’s nothing personal.

[theTruthshaper]

I can still be here!  Not for long though

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Good-bye truth! I will miss you! (Until you decide to be a rebel like fritz and stay)

[+Doomstick he/him]

14 minutes ago, Ookla of Truthshapers said:

I can still be here!  Not for long though

for like 18 hours, right?

[AonEne he/him]

I have no idea what you're talking about, Ene does not is the be an adult. It's been scientifically proven that she is, in fact, 12. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I have no idea what you're talking about, Ene does not is the be an adult. It's been scientifically proven that she is, in fact, 12. 

then you're still not allowed here, as you are below 13!

[Condensation she/her]

1 hour ago, Ookla of Truthshapers said:

This was a nice place. Too bad I won't be able to post here after 1 hour and 14 minutes

Happy birthday? Happy birthday!

[Hen she/her]

16 minutes ago, AonDii said:

for like 18 hours, right?

Nope 28 minutes ago 

[AonEne he/him]

13 minutes ago, AonDii said:

then you're still not allowed here, as you are below 13!

Shhh, they can't ban me if I'm a mod [thinksmart image] 

[theTruthshaper]

Time to be a rebel [that little child with the face and hands]

[+Doomstick he/him]

9 minutes ago, Hentient said:

Nope 28 minutes ago 

but his birth time is then