Quivil she/her Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Voidwatcher said: should we normalize holding funerals for those who were once a part of this group and have now adulted? ... do i get a funeral for adulting? or did I adult before funerals existed so I don't get one? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidmaker he/him Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 5 minutes ago, Tani said: ... do i get a funeral for adulting? or did I adult before funerals existed so I don't get one? Everybody gets a funeral! Even if you're an invader.... Cremation or funeral is the real question. Do you want an open casket or closed casket? Should we invite other adults? Or do you want only your previous club members around? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 (edited) Cremation. Preferably one that includes a minimum safe distance and explosives during the funeral. And let's invite everyone! Edited April 3, 2023 by Tani 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidmaker he/him Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 6 minutes ago, Tani said: Cremation. Preferably one that includes a minimum safe distance and explosives during the funeral. And let's invite everyone! Sounds good to me. Explosives or deliberate arson is hard to choose between sometimes. ...I wish I came up with that idea first. I'll 'borrow' it! Also, you better get the paperwork done, so adults can come here without being classified as invaders! Since you're an adult, only you can do paperwork. Totally not putting the work off to somebody else... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Voidwatcher said: Also, you better get the paperwork done, so adults can come here without being classified as invaders! Since you're an adult, only you can do paperwork. Totally not putting the work off to somebody else... I delegate all paperwork to you. *signs paperwork delegation form* Have fun! Edited April 3, 2023 by Tani 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidmaker he/him Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 26 minutes ago, Tani said: I delegate all paperwork to you. ADULTS CAN DO THAT???? Man... I don't know how to do paperwork yet... I really should have considered that before I tried to start a funeral service. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 *gasp* FUNERALS? Why not VIKING FUNERALS??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 38 minutes ago, Telrao said: *gasp* FUNERALS? Why not VIKING FUNERALS??? Explosive funerals are more fun. Just trust me on this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, Tani said: Explosive funerals are more fun. Just trust me on this. ....Explosive Viking funerals???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Telrao said: ....Explosive Viking funerals???? this is the best idea ever Wait I have one question - do these explosive Viking funerals come with a minimum safe distance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 Just now, Tani said: this is the best idea ever Wait I have one question - do these explosive Viking funerals come with a minimum safe distance? That is an excellent question... how about it only explodes when it's out at sea? Then we get an excellent view of the EXPLOSION without dying! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidmaker he/him Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, Tani said: do these explosive Viking funerals come with a minimum safe distance? Well, If I don't do the paperwork, then there is no minimum safe distance. And I still don't know how to do paperwork... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Voidwatcher said: Well, If I don't do the paperwork, then there is no minimum safe distance. And I still don't know how to do paperwork... Oh that's easy. You mostly just sign papers and answer boring and/or nonsensical questions like "is the deceased dead?" and "cremation or burial?" (check cremation, they don't need to know about the explosives...) 2 minutes ago, Telrao said: That is an excellent question... how about it only explodes when it's out at sea? Then we get an excellent view of the EXPLOSION without dying! Hey that gave me a thought - (Lost Metal spoilers) Spoiler Wayne's death was an explosive Viking funeral! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidmaker he/him Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 5 minutes ago, Tani said: Oh that's easy. You mostly just sign papers and answer boring and/or nonsensical questions like "is the deceased dead?" and "cremation or burial?" (check cremation, they don't need to know about the explosives... Oh. That makes sense. What should I set the minimum safe distance to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 10 hours ago, Voidwatcher said: Oh. That makes sense. What should I set the minimum safe distance to? That depends on the amount and type of explosives, and I'm too tired for math. Don't mess up. The results could be... explosive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidmaker he/him Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Tani said: That depends on the amount and type of explosives, and I'm too tired for math. Don't mess up. The results could be... explosive. i'll just assume dynamite. That should be fine. Edit: Okay, minimum safe distance for dynamite is 70 feet. According to google, at least. Consider it done. Edited April 4, 2023 by Voidwatcher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star-shadows Shine she/her Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 I'll chill here a little maybe. During Japanese class. Which I was excited for. Now I'm kind of not ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solarcat she/her Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 Japenese class is no longer taught at my school because the old Japenese teacher is now a history teacher, but he's the best teacher ever so what evs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 can i get my adulterized funeral to be twice as explosive as Tani's? I want to put the "fun" in funeral. (I haven't adluterized yet, but I'm planning ahead.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidmaker he/him Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 26 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: can i get my adulterized funeral to be twice as explosive as Tani's? Always good to plan ahead! Consider it done. If Tani's funeral does become extremely explosive, we may charge you for the extra fees beyond the regular dynamite count. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 I don't have to pay taxes! Yay! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 8 hours ago, Voidwatcher said: Always good to plan ahead! Consider it done. If Tani's funeral does become extremely explosive, we may charge you for the extra fees beyond the regular dynamite count. ok, good to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 20 hours ago, Potato's Wit said: I don't have to pay taxes! Yay! YAY And we also get to have absurd amounts of propaganda launched at us at all times. YAY! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solarcat she/her Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 wheast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 1 hour ago, That1Cellist said: YAY And we also get to have absurd amounts of propaganda launched at us at all times. YAY! Hooray extra propaganda! for legal reasons, that's a joke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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