The Newcago Court

[Grey Knight]

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Err...

Maybe we should just throw another party, to deal with the awkwardness?

 

[Kidpen he/him]

Suddenly, a young Liebrarian shows up in the court. "Party time!" She yelled, and then threw party hats and poppers everywhere. There was quite a bit of root beer.

[Grey Knight]

The space marine stands up, his rusted joints creaking and scraping as they finally moved.

"Thank goodness," he said, grabbing a root beer. "I thought I was going to be stuck there forever!"

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

41 minutes ago, Grey Knight said:

The space marine stands up, his rusted joints creaking and scraping as they finally moved.

"Thank goodness," he said, grabbing a root beer. "I thought I was going to be stuck there forever!"

Elsa looked at the knight. "Root beer? I have never heard of such substance."

[Grey Knight]

"You really must try it, my Queen, " the space marine said, pulling off his helmet and taking a swig. He wiped his mouth and burped. "Best thing that happened since mead."

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Fangblade appeared into the Newcago Court by virtue of a convenient Perpendicularity that was near his mother's ranch. He sniffed the situation and determined it be yet another feather-brained human party. He approached the obvious Alpha Female and rolled over in a sign of respect and submissiveness, then got back to his feet and trotted off to a table. Rearing onto his hindquarters, Fangblade placed his forepaws on the table's surface, and began to messily devour a roast pig that had smelled enticing. 

He got off the table, leaving half of the pig on the table for anyone who wanted it. Common courtesy, he decided, staring at the now savaged pig, drooling, is way too much work. He forced himself to look away, then trotted off. 

Edited August 20, 2018 by AxeliustheGreat

[I Am Witless she/her]

Yzabet, who was supposed to be working at Waystop, broke through the fourth wall, trailed by mimes. She wandered over to the food table and, ignoring the meat, took a cookie. She put it on a plate, then began poking it with a fork. You could never trust the DA.

Edited August 23, 2018 by I Am Witless

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Fangblade trotted up to the female (trailed by strange creatures whose scent was oddly dull) who had just arrived. She was about the height of his mother, and didn't smell or look dangerous. She was also an Edgedancer, like Fangblade himself. His spren decreed her completely harmless right now, and he spoke, surprising the female. "What is your name, and why do you smell of a pup?" 

[I Am Witless she/her]

Yzabet looked down at the dog. She'd seen stranger.

 "My name is Inconsequential Dragon, and all of my children are crayfish."

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

"Incorrect. Your name is Yzabet. My mother told me that asking humans what their name were is polite, for some ridiculous reason." He sniffed her hand (apparently, sniffing humans' backsides was rude as well) for closer inspection and cataloged the scent into his brain. 

Edited August 24, 2018 by AxeliustheGreat

[I Am Witless she/her]

"Correcting them when they lie to you for privacy purposes isn't polite. May I ask why you are a talking dog?"

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

"I frankly do not care what's polite, for the most part. But my mother calls you Yzabet, and so shall I. As to your second question, why would I not be a talking dog?" Fang smiled a toothy grin at her, and sat back on his haunches.

[I Am Witless she/her]

Yzabet smiled back, and it was the smile of a scientist confronted with a question.

"Why are you a talking wolf instead of a talking dog? Why are you the type of canine that you are, and what processes came about that formed you into the excellent specimen that you are today rather than a little yip-yip house dog? I mean, obviously breeding, I would guess that you are a wolfhound/wolf mix, wilder and bigger than any other dog that I can think of off of the top of my head. You seem to possess intelligence, so I suppose you to be a Kandra, but Kandra do not have mothers in the traditional sense of the word. I don't think that it would be a far guess if your mother was the one who taught you manners and human behaviors, so she is human. Hmmm..... Trainer, or friend? Mother, so maybe both? Anyway, you were probably thinking that I was confused about you being a talking dog, but that is the least of my concern right now. I'm more interested in the mechanics of it. Dogs and wolves don't communicate the same way that humans do - your vocal cords simply are not purposed for such a wide range of vocal subtleties. How, then, can you speak a human language with vocal cords unsuited for the task. Again, you aren't a Kandra, so you can't rearrange your vocal cords. I'll ask you about that later. Your sentience is also surprising, as animals don't have quite the same sentience level that humans do." Yzabet fell into silence as her questions and answers started flowing too fast to express them out loud. She made the occasional grunt or hum as the thoughts raced past. 

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

"I don't really care about anything to just said," Fang replied. "And I am a half-wolf half-wolfhound. And Voidus's workings are beyond the grasp of mortal minds; who knows why I can talk? Also, I'm spiked with copper." He trotted back over the half-devoured pig carcass and finished it off, getting large bloodstains on the table carpet, which he licked at until he couldn't taste the salt anymore. Fang walked over to a snow mound and settled on it, flipping his tail over his nose as he curled up. 

[+Ark1002]

Your Majesty, Elsa Steelheart, First of Thy Name, Titan of Ice, Snowwarden, Frozenborn, Queen of Newcago and all Lands of the Seventeenth, I, Ark1002, do swear my humble, undying fealty to thee. I shall forevermore serve thee and thee alone with the utmost fervency, till last I draw breath.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

On 21/08/2018 at 6:16 AM, AxeliustheGrizzled said:

Fangblade appeared into the Newcago Court by virtue of a convenient Perpendicularity that was near his mother's ranch. He sniffed the situation and determined it be yet another feather-brained human party. He approached the obvious Alpha Female and rolled over in a sign of respect and submissiveness, then got back to his feet and trotted off to a table. Rearing onto his hindquarters, Fangblade placed his forepaws on the table's surface, and began to messily devour a roast pig that had smelled enticing. 

He got off the table, leaving half of the pig on the table for anyone who wanted it. Common courtesy, he decided, staring at the now savaged pig, drooling, is way too much work. He forced himself to look away, then trotted off. 

((HI everyone, sorry I've been off for ages! The Queen has returned!))

Elsa leaned forward and pet the dog on his head gently. welcome to the Court! Glad to have you!"

 

On 05/11/2018 at 2:52 AM, Badadah said:

Your Majesty, Elsa Steelheart, First of Thy Name, Titan of Ice, Snowwarden, Frozenborn, Queen of Newcago and all Lands of the Seventeenth, I, Ark1002, do swear my humble, undying fealty to thee. I shall forevermore serve thee and thee alone with the utmost fervency, till last I draw breath.

Elsa turned and created her ice sword in her hand and gently tapped him on his shoulders. "Will you defend the Newcago Court with your life?"

[kenod]

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The queen has returned, all hail the queen!

 

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Fang let his tongue loll out at the Queen and licked her hand politely.

[old man moomba he/him]

The man who callled himself Bors but was not Bors gulped down half a jar of salsa, then poured the rest onto the floor.

"No good, it's too weak" He pulled out a doorknob and placed it in the air, the opened the door that suddenly appeared there. Before walking through, he turned around, revealing his mask, it was a sad dramaic face, dyed a light red. "Dread it. Run from it. Either way, salsa still arrives." The man smiled, "Call me if you need salsa" the man said, and suddenly everyone in the room was holding a card with a jumble of arcane symbols on it. 

The man walked through the door and closed it, as soon as the door was closed, it dissappeared.

[+Ark1002]

I shall.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

9 hours ago, AxeliustheGrizzled said:

Fang let his tongue loll out at the Queen and licked her hand politely.

Elsa stroked his head. "I do take a liking to dogs. They are very affectionate."

7 hours ago, Dr. Jacques Rodriguez said:

The man who callled himself Bors but was not Bors gulped down half a jar of salsa, then poured the rest onto the floor.

"No good, it's too weak" He pulled out a doorknob and placed it in the air, the opened the door that suddenly appeared there. Before walking through, he turned around, revealing his mask, it was a sad dramaic face, dyed a light red. "Dread it. Run from it. Either way, salsa still arrives." The man smiled, "Call me if you need salsa" the man said, and suddenly everyone in the room was holding a card with a jumble of arcane symbols on it. 

The man walked through the door and closed it, as soon as the door was closed, it dissappeared.

Elsa peered at the card. "Salsa?"

6 hours ago, Badadah said:

I shall.

"Then take this ice shard blade and breastplate and defend myself and the kingdom with your life."

Edited November 18, 2018 by Queen Elsa Steelheart

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

(I'm baaaaaack!)

[Grey Knight]

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The Queen has returned! Praise to the Queen!!! 

 

[MacThorstenson he/him]

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LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! All hail the queen!

 

[kenod]

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Hail!!!