Our Dysfunctional Family

[old man moomba he/him]

We have a nice family tree going already. Maybe I'll draw it out someday.

[Silva]

47 minutes ago, Ookla the Cited said:

May I present to you a helpful wiki page, summarised for your convenience:

https://alleyverse.wikia.com/wiki/Seven_Day_War

Ooh...fun!

[+Ark1002]

16 hours ago, Sorana said:

That's a beautiful concept. Honestly it is.

 

17 hours ago, Darth Woodrack said:

I'm that middle brother who seems completely apathetic at everything, but when a demonic attack comes, pulls out a shotgun and knows what's going on, but ends up dying before he can explain it. And Ark is the demonic attacker. Yes, I do fully expect Ark to kill me one day.

 

17 hours ago, Ookla the Guacless said:

I want to give more detail on the Ark one.

It's like that cousin that joined one too many cults in his youth and now has a Lovecraftian demon permanently fused to his soul til the end of time, and he's like "Yeah it's just a phase don't worry about it  "

I came here because the thread looked interesting. Then I see you've had a conversation about me...

I was going to say the one that just got out of prison for attempted murder.

[Voidus]

20 hours ago, Ookla the Guacless said:

Voidus: He's like the happy old Grandad who's content with life. Everyone is a child to his wise eyes. He doesn't brag too much, but don't underestimate him, he could probably take down the rest of the family combined without breaking a sweat. Also loves baking. Just thought I'd add that.

He also keeps telling stories about the old days that no one is sure whether or not to believe

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Clyde is the child who spends most fo his time sleeping, but when he wakes up is really loud.

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Darth is the one who won't just FOLLOW the STORMING RULES.

Edited December 10, 2018 by Ookla the Meme-Thief

[+Ark1002]

Hmm... Kidpen is the elderly grandmother who doesn't do much, but steps in sometimes to make sure you follow the rules.

[Kidpen he/him]

7 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

Hmm... Kidpen is the elderly grandmother who doesn't do much, but steps in sometimes to make sure you follow the rules.

I am?

Huh.

That's weird to think about.

[+Ark1002]

Yes. You're male, but that is the idea I can closest fit to you of a family member.

[Voidus]

Sometimes I feel more like the absentee father who keeps promising that he'll be home for the family and then ends up staying late at work.

Translation: Sorry I still haven't done anything with the summary stuff, anytime I try to commit to Alleyverse stuff the rest of my life conspires against me and gives me no free time.

[+Sorana she/her]

3 minutes ago, Voidus said:

Translation: Sorry I still haven't done anything with the summary stuff, anytime I try to commit to Alleyverse stuff the rest of my life conspires against me and gives me no free time.

I can take that over? Make the thread and so on? Step on people's toes to make sure they get written?

[Voidus]

That would be great, thanks. I'd like to hope that things will clear up in the next few days but it doesn't seem likely.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

I'll be the random guy who was invited to a family reunion on accident and has ever since thought he found his long-lost family. The rest of yalls gotta just go along with it.

[+Sorana she/her]

9 hours ago, Voidus said:

That would be great, thanks. I'd like to hope that things will clear up in the next few days but it doesn't seem likely.

I'll make the thread tomorrow.

[Clyde Froggins he/him]

On 12/10/2018 at 10:51 AM, Darth Woodrack said:

Clyde is the child who spends most of his time sleeping, but when he wakes up is really loud.

Yup, I agree.

[kenod]

Sorana and Guacless are that pair of twins that are always together.

[Mraize he/him]

I feel like I'm the lurking, sarcastic cousin that nobody notices much or knows what to do with.

[Life&Death]

I’m the one who shows up about half the time, eats the food, leaves with no explanation, then comes back and is suprised when things happen without me. 

[+Sorana she/her]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Foxed said:

Sorana and Guacless are that pair of twins that are always together.

That's actually not too wrong.

But it could be difficult with him also being the pet and me the second cousin distant as was proposed earlier
We really need to make a family out of this thread and see it grow over the time, when new members join the Alleyverse. That could be really cool.

[+Ark1002]

Yeah. I prefer lovecratian horror-cultist-"just a phase" of the descriptions of me

[old man moomba he/him]

Obviously our family pet is a Slowbro.

[kenod]

We'll probably also have a bunch of meekers walking around.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

Meekers! Meekers! Meekers!

[+Ark1002]

Yes, this family is just getting... stranger.

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

What a shock.