Darth Woodrack he/him Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 Voidus is the great grandfather who is always telling the youngins that they need to go on a great quest, before the mothers take their kids away from him.
I think I am here. he/him Posted December 13, 2018 Posted December 13, 2018 “No, you cannot give our kids cookies with needles in them.” “They’re spikes.” “Ok...” 5
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted December 14, 2018 Posted December 14, 2018 "Wait, aren't needles just really small spikes?" "Yes" "So what's the difference?" "The fact that you kids already ate them" 1
Gancho Libre he/him Posted December 14, 2018 Posted December 14, 2018 "Mommy, why do I feel like there are spikes in my belly?" "...because there are some..." 1
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted December 14, 2018 Posted December 14, 2018 "Oh. Will I die?" "Not if you join the DA"
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted December 15, 2018 Posted December 15, 2018 "It just wouldn't be from the cookie" 1
I think I am here. he/him Posted December 15, 2018 Posted December 15, 2018 (edited) “So what’s the difference between giving a cookie with spikes in it and giving a cookie with needles in it?” “Well, one is using the dark magic of Ruin to rip out a piece of your soul to Frankenstein-like graft it onto another soul, usually creating unimaginable Abominations you’d see in nightmares. And the other is just pure evil.” Edited December 15, 2018 by Ookla the Guacless 4
+Ark1002 Posted December 16, 2018 Posted December 16, 2018 "So wait, which one is evil" "Hurting people" "They both did that" "But one was interesting about it" 3
I think I am here. he/him Posted December 16, 2018 Posted December 16, 2018 “And one granted superpowers.” “...this is why you’re not allowed near our kids.” 4
+Ark1002 Posted December 16, 2018 Posted December 16, 2018 "I don't get it" "Yeah, grampa is nice" "You'll understand when you're older" "If he survives that long..." "What was that?" 3
+Ark1002 Posted December 17, 2018 Posted December 17, 2018 "Are you sure?" "Stop asking or I will kill everyone you love." "I really thought I heard something..."
kenod Posted December 17, 2018 Posted December 17, 2018 How did we go from a thread casting alleyverse members as weird family members to a thread about Voidus threatening children and parents using cookies?
+Ark1002 Posted December 17, 2018 Posted December 17, 2018 Well, it's about the family of the Alleyverse, this is included.
+Sorana she/her Posted December 18, 2018 Posted December 18, 2018 *sits in the corner and reads a book*
AonEne he/him Posted December 24, 2018 Posted December 24, 2018 You know how there's that stereotype of writing not being a real job? That's me in this family. "C'mon, Ene, you don't even roleplay. GBWHIPS isn't a thing!" "LIES! I can make a career out of this!" 2
+Ark1002 Posted January 6, 2019 Posted January 6, 2019 So, I just realized a really sad one for myself. That one guy so depraved of social interaction that when he tries to interact he comes across as insane. And it's true IRL as well...
+Sorana she/her Posted January 6, 2019 Posted January 6, 2019 59 minutes ago, 2001Kra said: That one guy so depraved of social interaction that when he tries to interact he comes across as insane. And it's true IRL as well... Actually I don't share that opinion... You don't seem insane to me...
Sherlock Holmes he/him Posted January 6, 2019 Author Posted January 6, 2019 3 hours ago, 2001Kra said: So, I just realized a really sad one for myself. That one guy so depraved of social interaction that when he tries to interact he comes across as insane. And it's true IRL as well... Once again, that also applies to me. Except that I’m not socially inept, I’m just actually insane. At least, I act like it.
+Ark1002 Posted January 7, 2019 Posted January 7, 2019 5 hours ago, Sorana said: Actually I don't share that opinion... You don't seem insane to me... Good. That's my goal. 2 hours ago, taerGehtsuilexA said: Once again, that also applies to me. Except that I’m not socially inept, I’m just actually insane. At least, I act like it. I've got a lot of issues, but I am also socially inept... 1
Sherlock Holmes he/him Posted January 7, 2019 Author Posted January 7, 2019 Depends on your definition, actually. Does being socially inept include being famous for having got in the most trouble for punching the same person over and over and him somehow remaining your best friend? Because if it does, I'm screwed. Funny thing: I'm a huge nerd, but also the scariest and most muscly out of anybody in my friend group. The quietest. The most obnoxious in the presence of close friends, or teenagers older than himself. The best at writing and rock climbing. One of the worst at running. Yup. I'm that guy. 1
+Ark1002 Posted January 7, 2019 Posted January 7, 2019 I'm the best at writing in my friend group, and (debatably) the most nerdy. 1
Silva Posted January 7, 2019 Posted January 7, 2019 Creative writing, yes, I'm on top. There are two who outrank me in essay writing. One who outranks me in nerdiness. And all of them beat me in strangeness.
old man moomba he/him Posted January 7, 2019 Posted January 7, 2019 I have no clue about the nerd level of my friends. We came together over a mutual love of gaming, JoJo, bad jokes, and making fun of people.
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