Ookla the Mountain of the Gods

[+Ark1002]

 @Kaladin78

[old man moomba he/him]

"Can I getta original image?"

[+Ark1002]

"What do you mean?"

[old man moomba he/him]

"Unedited Voidus profile pic" 

[Snipexe he/him]

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[Vargo Seldon he/him]

"Why thank you @Ookla the Ookla, or ark.  Whatever."  

[+Ark1002]

Ark? No. I am... Voidus.

[Silva]

"There's been a case of identity theft filed by Voidus," I say to no one in particular. "Problem is that we don't know which Voidus wrote it if it even was the real one."

[old man moomba he/him]

"I am the being formerly known as Voidus."

[WeebTrash he/him]

I am now the God of Anime and Manga. You can't stop me.

[Karnatheon he/him]

"I would request to be the god of Kindness and Prosperity."

[Silva]

"You may not get many followers around here." 

[WeebTrash he/him]

20 minutes ago, Ookla the Ring said:

"I would request to be the god of Kindness and Prosperity."

Those don't exist around here. 

[little wheel he/him]

33 minutes ago, Ookla the Ring said:

"I would request to be the god of Kindness and Prosperity."

"I think that sounds swell. Good luck."

[Archer he/him]

Not to be the Lightsong of the group, but I'd like to officially decline godship. It's not really my style. I'll volunteer as the janitor or something. 

[Voidus]

God of Janitors it is.

[Karnatheon he/him]

"Quality over quantity, as they say. I don't know how the whole deity thing is going to work out anyhow so why not pick something I feel inclined towards. It's not like we'll need followers to gain our power from or anything, we already have the power. We're just picking a facet of things to focus on so we step on each other's toes less. Or at least that's how I see it."

[I think I am here. he/him]

He commands the Broombringers and the Mopbinders.

[Archer he/him]

"You all are quite hopeless. Don’t ever change."

[Aside] "Oh yes. Our plan’s working well. First the mimes,

And second the Dross Slayers. Third’ll be

The auctioneers. Come, minions! It’s now time

To twirl mustaches, leer ominously, and scheme!"

[Snipexe he/him]

“I’ll be the God of not being a God

[+Sorana she/her]

"I need to think about this for a while. Maybe literature/ knowledge?"

[whattheHoid she/her]

"If God positions are being offered round, I'll take being the God of nothing. That sounds like something easy to accomplish. Wouldn't want to take away from the God of Janitors."

[I think I am here. he/him]

“You will command the Nullborns and the Emptychemists.”

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Well scud! I brought this on myself. Ok, listen up Nullborns and Emptychemists; line up and form ranks!"

[kenod]

I ignored the discussion, and looked down at what was happening in the world. Looking at Sorana's and Itiah's characters I saw them go through Septhis's offices. After a few seconds I comprehended what was happening. I created a minor light show to draw everybody's attention. "Um, perhaps it would be better to save this discussion for a different time, I think we have a bit of a situation down there. And with that I mean that this might make the seven day war look like a small scale event. Here." They then showed the thread to everybody else.