Ookla the Mountain of the Gods

[Voidus]

"None here" I/Voidus say/said.

[+Ark1002]

"Maybe consider annoyance?"

I smile, with a twinkle in my eye, tap my nose, and disappear into a chimney floating in the air.

[old man moomba he/him]

I began to glow and grew taller, and more majestic looking. A sword forged of light appeared in my hands. A Santa hat appeared on my head, replacing the top hat, and two bandoliers of Christmas lights appeared on my body. 

"I am the god of growth, life, and light. Any questions, objections, or comments?"

[+Ark1002]

"HOLIDAY GOD! Hey, Dwig, wanna help me make a christmas/Ookla thread sponsored by the gods?"

This voice was of course coming from the chimney. 

Edited November 26, 2018 by Ookla the Ookla

[old man moomba he/him]

"Hecc yess, my happy holiday......... I am unable to think of a word for companion that starts with h. But, yes. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

11 ooklas. This was only the start...

I looked up. "I can provide an apocalypse, if you want. Brewing right now, actually."

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Does this apocalypse involve many Ooklas? Because I have a feeling it will and become super confusing."

[old man moomba he/him]

I snapped my fingers and light strings appeared all over the infinite plane that we were all on. 

"Ahh, that's better. Now we have atmosphere. Good, eh. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

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I didn't want this!

 

"Ahh! Much better! We can relax for a moment!" Sighed Freyja

[+Ark1002]

IT'S THE OOKLAPACOLYPSE! YAY!

Dwi- Jac- Benefactor, sending a PM your way.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Oh my! Another Ookla Slowpoke! It's an invasion!!

[+Ark1002]

QUICK! EVERYONE CHANGE THEIR PICTURE TO VOIDUS!

[Voidus]

You shall never succeed

[+Ark1002]

Did you just make yours bigger?

We just have to convince another moderator to change to be truly confusing.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Yes, make this place utter confusion!

[Voidus]

You would need another moderator who is also a God Beyond to make it truly, truly confusing.
(But there are none mwahahahaha)

[old man moomba he/him]

Never, I am, and alway will be Heavy Santa from TF2.*

Edited November 26, 2018 by Ookla the Benefactor

[+Ark1002]

Always?

[old man moomba he/him]

*during winter holidays

Edited November 26, 2018 by Ookla the Benefactor

[whattheHoid she/her]

Santa!! Are you taking requests,!?

Edited November 26, 2018 by whattheOokla!

[+Ark1002]

*Wonders which of us you are talking about*

Uh, as god of holidays, yes.

[old man moomba he/him]

Bass boosted Tibetan throat singing could be heard.

"No need for us to hear your thoughts. Christmas Man."

[Kidpen he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Lurker said:

You would need another moderator who is also a God Beyond to make it truly, truly confusing.
(But there are none mwahahahaha)

Oh wait, you're the real Voidus? I could've sworn it was Ookla the Real Voidus. Huh.

[old man moomba he/him]

"Would the real Voidus please stand up?"

[Vargo Seldon he/him]

15 hours ago, Ookla the Ookla said:

Oh yeah, I think you'd do a great god of justice.

Why thank you.  I myself think that I would make a great god of justice.  So now I need to make slowpoke with a spear.