The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 minute ago, Experience said:

You don't fall because of the legos. You fall because of the enraged sibling whose masterpiece you destroyed.

If you say so. Journey before destination.

[Experience he/him]

To step on? Yes. Otherwise? Maybe.

[Nathrangking he/him]

Protects those who cannot themselves.

[Mist she/her]

*loses preemptively*

Yeah, you have to copy and paste the quote into the edit.

[FriarFritz]

4 minutes ago, Mist said:

*loses preemptively*

Yeah, you have to copy and paste the quote into the edit.

Imagine if that had been the last post in the thread. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

It would have been a great loss indeed.

[Condensation she/her]

"Here are your cake and cookies! Would you like to help as well?"

[Vapor she/her]

And Bob ate Jeff.

THE END

[Mist she/her]

My, the story's finished? How?

[Condensation she/her]

"You see, I'm planning on investigating the Villin and Eivel Corporation for Child Welfare, because they keep causing incidents around me." Tion smiles and waits for a response.

[Vapor she/her]

NEW STORY

Once upon a time

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

We were 6 pages away from legend.

[Frustration]

5 hours ago, Experience said:

Too late.

I will not share a Champion with Ruin.

And besides @DramaQueen is too invested at this point to be effective by so few spikes.

4 hours ago, Experience said:

*steps on lego masterpiece*

1. Ouch

2. Why would you do that?

[Mist she/her]

Now we can join the ranks of 1000 page threads! 

[Condensation she/her]

Tion sighs. "Alright then, I'll just go investigate on my own."

A boy knocks on the door and is instantly targeted by several snipers, although he does not know it.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

*sniper sneezes*

[Condensation she/her]

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AUTOMATIC SNIPERS

Tion rushes to answer the door. "Hi, can I help you?"

"No, actually, I can help you! You guys are going to investigate Villin and Eivel Corporation for Child Welfare, right?"

"Yes," Tion says, confused.

"I can get you in. My name's Jeremy, and I want to see them taken down. However, we can't leave until tomorrow night. Can I sleep here?" Jeremy said.

"Oh! Alright! Except I'd better give you a tour so you can make your way to the secret bunker if there's an attack.(insert tour here) You can sleep in the guest bedroom. I used to have a whole lot more people here. I don't know where they went. I'm sure they're fine and will SHOW UP before long."

[NameIess]

*Wins in defiance of RP*

[Vapor she/her]

A duck runs in and starts quacking. Looking down at its feet, it seems embarrassed and becomes blurred before changing into a stranger in a cloak.

[FriarFritz]

"Was I in the bunker?" asks Fritz whilst munching a corn chip.

[Lunamor she/her]

Off topic, but I was trying to help a little kid play a video game, and after a solid minute of him swinging his axe at Beedle the Bard in an attempt to make him give up his arrows, I had to tell him “Use your words, not your axe”. 

[Mist she/her]

Oh, a Harry Potter video game? 

[Lunamor she/her]

Oh darn, wrong person, I meant just Beedle, from Breath of the Wild  I’ve been reading too much about DnD bards.

[Condensation she/her]

34 minutes ago, Vapor said:

A duck runs in and starts quacking. Looking down at its feet, it seems embarrassed and becomes blurred before changing into a stranger in a cloak.

No.

33 minutes ago, FriarFritz said:

"Was I in the bunker?" asks Fritz whilst munching a corn chip.

"Yes, actually! This is Jeremy, and he's here to help us investigate Villin and Eivel Corporation for Child Welfare. We're going tomorrow night, so get some sleep!"

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Jeremy will now proceed to betray me while I am asleep. My weakness is gray jackets, and the explanation(read Steelheart) is that my mother tried to strangle me with one when I was a baby  woo hoo bad moms

 

[Mist she/her]

Perfect anyways. I mean, you don't want to just whack people.