The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[solarcat she/her]

19 hours ago, Robin Sedai said:

...

...what's with all the cat pfps?

Cats are awesome (hence my name). Maybe I'll change my profile picture to one lol

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Winning feels great! Luckily with my spinner compounding I win practically all the time 

[Immortal Platypus]

ALPHA!!!! BECOME KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edema Rue she/her]

I guess we're all cats? So you should be too?

[Telrao she/her]

CATCATCATCATCAT

BWUHAHAHAHA

NOW MY BRETHEREN, WE TAKE OVER THE INTERNET ONCE MORE! FIRST THE SHARD, THEN THE WEB!!

[Immortal Platypus]

But... what if I don't want world domination?

NEVER MIND, I TOTALLY DO!!!!!!!!!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Birb.

*Runs away*

*Wins*

[Immortal Platypus]

*catches up*

Kitty. Platypus.

*wins*

Edited March 15, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[Monk of Dakhor]

I know that I am a bit late, but since we were talking about animal farm, I feel the need to say, communism

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Paperclips

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Alligator clips

[Cinnamon]

5 minutes ago, Robin Sedai said:

Paperclips

... are a nightmare to try and pick locks with. they just bend out of shape whenever you try to move them! Also I don't actually know how to pick locks so that may be a contributing factor to my repeated faliure.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

1 minute ago, Cinnamon said:

... are a nightmare to try and pick locks with. they just bend out of shape whenever you try to move them! Also I don't actually know how to pick locks so that may be a contributing factor to my repeated faliure.

Heh, I tried that when I was younger too! My parents told me off

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Kitties!

[Robin Sedai she/her]

They're adorable!

[Immortal Platypus]

i use bobby pins to try to pick locks  

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

I just use bolt cutters. Or do what they do in Star Wars and shoot them.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

yeah? Then I use my psychic powers to force the lock apart with the POWER OF MY MIND!

[Immortal Platypus]

Me over here using legitimate things. These people using invalid strategies (except bolt cutters. if you can get your hands on them, they'll probably do the job).

Well, I use my nerd powers to utterly eliminate all locks from EXISTENCE!!!! PERMANENTLY!!!!!!

[S. Stormy she/her]

I HAVE A MEME THAT ONLY SOME OF US WILL UNDERSTAND

Spoiler

 

[Cinnamon]

42 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

i use bobby pins to try to pick locks  

Lol, I keep a bobby pin on my school uniform zipper pocket for this exact reason. Despite the previously stated fact that I cannot pick locks  

Edited March 15, 2023 by Cinnamon
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[Robin Sedai she/her]

Look, my rep is all current and up-to-date!

[Immortal Platypus]

7 minutes ago, Cinnamon said:

Lol, I keep a bobby pin on my school uniform zipper pocket for this exact reason. Despite the previously stated fact that I cannot pick locks  

i barely can. it depends on the lock. I get weird looks about why I'm carrying a bobby pin sometimes  

 

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

i barely can.

It actually only takes a few hours to learn the basics of lock-picking.

[Cinnamon]

2 minutes ago, Robin Sedai said:

Look, my rep is all current and up-to-date!

Not anymore... Mwahahahahahaha