The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Telrao she/her]

Shall we all speak in

Haikus? For the Haiku guild

Was founded last week

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

It is a challenge

You must post only haikus

In non roleplay threads.

@Ookla the Floofy

Edited December 4, 2022 by Ookla the Nerdy

[Telrao she/her]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Nerdy said:

It is a challenge

You must post only haikus

In non roleplay threads.

@Ookla the Floofy

Yes, I saw this thing

For I am the founder of

The Haiku Time chat.

[Monk of Dakhor]

My question is when

will the Last Post Wins thread end?

or will it not end?

[Telrao she/her]

You have had an hour

To win The Last Post Wins!!!! now,

It is my vic'try!

[Immortal Platypus]

do not fake haikus

that is a serious crime

it has penalties.

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looking at you @Ookla the Debonair!!!!!!!!

 

Edited December 5, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

On 12/4/2022 at 5:10 PM, Ookla the Omniscient said:

Those last lines really

tick me off, Fadran. Please stop.

Anyway, colors!!!

Lol what Szeth

Did you think I was fadran

I'm really Silhouette

 

Also what the heck

This is the second time that

Somebody mixed me up

Today

[Immortal Platypus]

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STOP IT!!! STOP BUTCHERING THOSE POOR HAIKUS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[S. Stormy she/her]

Haiku are stupid

Why just seven syllables

I don't understand

[Immortal Platypus]

haiku aren't stupid

If you think so, do not speak

They amazing

[S. Stormy she/her]

But they do not rhyme

They don't have a nice rhythm

They don't really flow

[Telrao she/her]

It is because they

Are from a diff'rent language

Syllables are words

 

Haikus came from the

17th century in

the Japanese land. 

[S. Stormy she/her]

I understand now

I guess I can't judge haiku

Since I... syllables.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

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I actually love

haikus, even though I didn't

say them correctly

 

[Immortal Platypus]

i forgive you now.

But only because quote box.

you can put speech there

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I'm bad at counting syllables, so here's a plain win with no haiku

*wins*

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I can’t believe that

that won for three storming hours.

I have lost all faith :<

[Immortal Platypus]

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i had to get of the Shard for a while otherwise it wouldn't have. sorry Szeth. 

 

[Cinnamon]

I want to write a 
Haiku but I don’t know how
This is correct. Yes?

Haikuing is fun
Hmm, should I join the challenge?
Brownies are awesome

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

That does indeed fit the haiku formate, both do.

[Cinnamon]

Yippee that brings me
Much joy and satisfaction 
I can now Haiku

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The real secret is

Put your hand under your chin

Chin down syllables

[Cinnamon]

That is genius 
Whomever thought up the trick 
deserves a trophy 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

wat-what what wut whaaaa?

no comprendo señores

chin? syllables? huh?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Each time your chin goes down when saying a word is a syllable.

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