The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 minutes ago, AesSedai318 said:

Wait so an airplane picked him up from by the lake/river/ocean and he just fell off?

 

No, more than that to it.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Okay let’s go back to the forest without trees that isn’t a forest of something other than trees. Did all the trees like get sick and die?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, AesSedai318 said:

Okay let’s go back to the forest without trees that isn’t a forest of something other than trees. Did all the trees like get sick and die?

No

[Edema Rue she/her]

Are they a certain kind of tree that doesn’t count as a tree, the way a thumb isn’t technically a finger?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 minutes ago, AesSedai318 said:

Are they a certain kind of tree that doesn’t count as a tree, the way a thumb isn’t technically a finger?

No

[Edema Rue she/her]

Can I have a hint? Put it in spoilers so Questions doesn’t complain. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Okay, but you'll probably have to put your quesitons in spoilers since they could give him answers based on the questions you ask.

Spoiler

The trees are all dead

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

Spoiler

That was remarkably unhelpful.

Did they get eaten by termites?

Did they burn down?

Did they get chopped down by people?

Are they just tree stumps?

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

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1 minute ago, AesSedai318 said:

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That was remarkably unhelpful.

 

 

1 minute ago, AesSedai318 said:

Did they get eaten by termites?

No

1 minute ago, AesSedai318 said:

Did they burn down?

Yes

1 minute ago, AesSedai318 said:

Did they get chopped down by people?

No

1 minute ago, AesSedai318 said:

Are they just tree stumps?

No

 

[S. Stormy she/her]

I've been reading through this thread and hoping there was already an answer. There wasn't.  

Is this a complicated scenario that'll take a bunch of explaining or is it something that could likely happen more than once, and we'll feel stupid when we realize?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

26 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

Is this a complicated scenario that'll take a bunch of explaining or is it something that could likely happen more than once, and we'll feel stupid when we realize?

More on the complicated than simple side.

[Alvron]

It might be worthwhile if someone went through and list out what’s been found.  

[Edema Rue she/her]

Yeah, I can tell.

Spoiler

Did he get to the forest before it burned down? 

Did he get to the forest after it burned down?

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

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49 minutes ago, AesSedai318 said:

Yeah, I can tell.

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Did he get to the forest before it burned down? 

 

Yes

49 minutes ago, AesSedai318 said:

Did he get to the forest after it burned down?

No

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I like burning forests when they have dragons. They’re yummy once the fire’s all done—very crunchy.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I’m glad. Crunchy dragons would make a nice snack? 

I’m worried for you. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

No, not the dragons. I would never so desecrate a dragon carcass.

I meant the forest.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Oh, thank goodness. I was really getting scared there. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Well, no need to be scared. My respect for dragons is rarely transcended.”

[Edema Rue she/her]

Good. I’m glad we got that all worked out. 

[Immortal Platypus]

Dragons are amazing and respect for them is very important, if you don't respect them, all platypi (including the immortal kind) will turn against you.

 

Was he in scuba gear?

Was his cause of death falling?

Was his cause of death fire?

 

I think I'm there. I'll DM you the answer so we can keep torturing the others with the answer. Also, if I get it right, I want it to be known, i figured it out without hints unlike some people *cough Aes cough*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I like solved problems. And dragons, swords, cool shredded denim dragon-killer jackets, music, sentiment chainsaws, rat pancakes, complications in fictional romance, feeling evil when I do stuff to my characters, sugar, burgers, complaining, and sleep.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, ImportantQuestions said:

Was he in scuba gear?

 

Yes

Just now, ImportantQuestions said:

Was his cause of death falling?

 

Yes

Just now, ImportantQuestions said:

Was his cause of death fire?

 

No

Just now, ImportantQuestions said:

I think I'm there. I'll DM you the answer so we can keep torturing the others with the answer. Also, if I get it right, I want it to be known, i figured it out without hints unlike some people *cough Aes cough*

You can when you solve it, or think you've solved it.

[Immortal Platypus]

is it a forest of burned trees/ash?

Did the forest ever burn?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, ImportantQuestions said:

is it a forest of burned trees/ash?

 

Yes

1 minute ago, ImportantQuestions said:

Did the forest ever burn?

Yes