The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Immortal Platypus]

I have it then.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Burnded trees are yummy.

[Immortal Platypus]

especially when they have burned lichen as seasoning

I GOT IT GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS SOLVABLE!!!!!!!!!! AND I'M NOT TELLING ANY OF YOU!!!!!!!!

I have earned the right to torture you!!!

Edited November 20, 2022 by ImportantQuestions

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yes, Questions has solved the riddle.

Here, have a weasel

Spoiler

 

[Immortal Platypus]

Are you sure that's a weasel?

[Edema Rue she/her]

Somehow, I get the sense Questions cheated. Seriously, he just goes and asks all the right questions without any hints. Coincidence, or google... JK, no offense intended, I'm just a competitive person and don't like losing. 

If he has it, I'm not spoilering my questions anymore. 

Did the plane pick him up on purpose?

Did the plane let him off on purpose?

Did the plane pick anything else up from the lake?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, AesSedai318 said:

Did the plane pick him up on purpose?

 

No

1 minute ago, AesSedai318 said:

Did the plane let him off on purpose?

 

No

2 minutes ago, AesSedai318 said:

Did the plane pick anything else up from the lake?

Yes

[Edema Rue she/her]

Did the plane take water from the lake?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, AesSedai318 said:

Did the plane take water from the lake?

Yes

[Immortal Platypus]

I feel personally attacked. I heard a similar riddle once and remembered the answer to that so that helped. And I actually didn't look at the hints. If I cheated, I wouldn't have asked the questions, i would have just given the answer. The similar riddle is: A man is lying in a field. An unopened package is beside him. Why is he dead? The answer is kind of similar, but not super similar.

3 minutes ago, AesSedai318 said:

Did the plane let him off on purpose?

I would say kind of, personally. I guess it's an opinion though.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Oh I know it! I'll DM you I guess?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

If you want.

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

If you want.

Welp, too late.

[Immortal Platypus]

yes, do it that way so we can be a trio of torturers. Say it with me. "torture torture torture Torture TORTURE!!!!"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It's fine, and now the thread will probably revert to normal, since you two were the active ones in solving the riddle.

[Immortal Platypus]

boring. That's sad. I like solving riddles. Now you two have to try to solve mine. I'll repeat it. A man is lying in a field. An unopened package is beside him. Why is he dead? There are three possible answers that I'm aware of, but if you come up with a logical one, I'll accept it.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Actually, we solved the riddle. I think that means that now we should say I win and stop with the riddles?

[Immortal Platypus]

"NO!!! THERE SHALL BE MORE RIDDLES!!!" 

*transforms into sphinx*

Edited November 20, 2022 by ImportantQuestions

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I need sleep, yet I shall not get it. How can this be?

[Immortal Platypus]

tell that to @AesSedai318. She was just complaining about not getting enough sleep to me.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I would but I’m tired. And also there’s a dog over there.

[Immortal Platypus]

I have a sleepy dog on my lap

[Edema Rue she/her]

Sleep is a myth, like having a 4.0 GPA through high school or not crying over fictional characters. You didn't know that? 

I want a dog.

[Immortal Platypus]

I have a 4.0 GPA and rarely cry over fictional characters.

My dog is a puppy. She's adorable and is keeping my feet warm too.

[Edema Rue she/her]

There's an exception to every rule. It proves that it's real.