The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Immortal Platypus]

It is NOT a normal forest, it doesn't have trees!! Normal forests have TREES!!!

Were the trees cut down? The victim is human, right? You said he'd be recognizable as human, but that doesn't mean he's human. (unrelated question: would a dead kandra have the translucent skin that they can show?)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 minutes ago, ImportantQuestions said:

Were the trees cut down?

No

2 minutes ago, ImportantQuestions said:

The victim is human, right?

Yes, and I'm going to shut down any cosmere thinking about this.

This is earth, normal earth. Nothing from any fictional books in here.

2 minutes ago, ImportantQuestions said:

unrelated question: would a dead kandra have the translucent skin that they can show?

If a kandra is dead, their mass is completely obliterated or their spikes have been removed. Since that would be a kind of death to them.

Edited November 19, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Edema Rue she/her]

THERE'S NO TREES IT LITERALLY CANNOT BE A NORMAL FOREST. Ahem. 

Clothes...Are the clothes of the corpse relevant? 

Was he wearing fancy clothes?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, AesSedai318 said:

Clothes...Are the clothes of the corpse relevant? 

 

Yes

Just now, AesSedai318 said:

Was he wearing fancy clothes?

No

[Edema Rue she/her]

Were they normal clothes for a modern human?

Were they normal clothes for a medieval human?

If they weren't normal for anyone, were they specialized for something? (Like hunting, biking, running, etc. Just something.)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, AesSedai318 said:

Were they normal clothes for a modern human?

 

No

Just now, AesSedai318 said:

Were they normal clothes for a medieval human?

 

No

Just now, AesSedai318 said:

If they weren't normal for anyone, were they specialized for something? (Like hunting, biking, running, etc. Just something.)

Yes

[Edema Rue she/her]

Oooooooo. Are they for a modern day sport?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, AesSedai318 said:

Oooooooo. Are they for a modern day sport?

No

[Edema Rue she/her]

Is it for a hobby?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, AesSedai318 said:

Is it for a hobby?

Yes

[Edema Rue she/her]

Ice skating?

Golf...?

Baking, like an apron? 

Biking? (It counts as a hobby, the way some people do it).

Hunting? 

Swimming?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, AesSedai318 said:

Ice skating?

No

Just now, AesSedai318 said:

Golf...?

No

Just now, AesSedai318 said:

Baking, like an apron? 

No

Just now, AesSedai318 said:

Biking? (It counts as a hobby, the way some people do it).

It is most definitely a hobby, but no.

Just now, AesSedai318 said:

Hunting? 

No

Just now, AesSedai318 said:

Swimming?

Yes!

[Edema Rue she/her]

Wait wait wait...so there's a dead guy. In a swimsuit. In a forest. 

Is there a lake/ocean/river nearby? 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, AesSedai318 said:

Is there a lake/ocean/river nearby? 

Yes

[Edema Rue she/her]

Can you define nearby?

Like, within walking distance?

Edited November 19, 2022 by AesSedai318

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

3 minutes ago, AesSedai318 said:

Like, within walking distance?

No

[Edema Rue she/her]

Does he have a vehicle next to him?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, AesSedai318 said:

Does he have a vehicle next to him?

No

[Edema Rue she/her]

Uh...okay. Ummmmmmmm...am I allowed to just give up and leave?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

You can give up, but the riddle never will. It's tendrils have reached inside of you and you will always wonder the answer. You are on the right path and getting closer to figuring it out.

[Edema Rue she/her]

*sighs* fiiiinnee. Was he taken there by a vehicle?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, AesSedai318 said:

*sighs* fiiiinnee. Was he taken there by a vehicle?

Yes

[Edema Rue she/her]

Wait really? And if the murderer can fly, does that mean it was a flying vehicle?

DID HE FALL OFF AN AIRPLANE?

Edited November 19, 2022 by AesSedai318

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, AesSedai318 said:

And if the murderer can fly, does that mean it was a flying vehicle?

Yes

1 minute ago, AesSedai318 said:

DID HE FALL OFF AN AIRPLANE?

Yes, there's more but you're getting close.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Wait so an airplane picked him up from by the lake/river/ocean and he just fell off?

wait we need to figure out what’s wrong with the forest 

Edited November 19, 2022 by AesSedai318