The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth licked the blood off his lips, grinning maniacally.

[Frustration]

*Frustration dropped a massive squid creature infront of Szeth*

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth murdered it with his murder powers.

[Frustration]

"new canonical powers on display folks, but what can our valiant hero do against things that cannot be murdered?"

*Giant spkied metal ball drops for the sky*

[Robin Sedai she/her]

hitting Robin, who went squish.

[Frustration]

"Oh no, looks like fan favorite Robin has gotten hit!"

[Robin Sedai she/her]

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Whee! I'm a fan favourite!

Buoyed by the power of the fans, Robin crawled out from under the ball, leaving behind her left arm.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapor pried the left arm out and slipped it into her purse.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

"Hey!" Robin yelled. "Give me that arm, I'm very fond of that arm!"

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth then murdered Robin's arm using his murder powers.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

The arm rose from the dead and gave him a rude gesture.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth ate it.

[Frustration]

"I would like to remind our characters that canabalism makes it really difficult to get advertisers."

[Robin Sedai she/her]

The arm punched through Szeth and flew away.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth died. But then he didn't die, due to his reverse murder powers.

[Frustration]

"There we go."

"Now for our special round, cheese will fall from the sky until we have one man standing!"

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

"Wait, this is a game show?" asked Szeth, who was in the process of murdering Robin.

[Frustration]

Just now, Ookla the Confused said:

"Wait, this is a game show?" asked Szeth, who was in the process of murdering Robin.

"Well I'm showing it to people but it's not scripted if that's what you mean."

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

"Oh ok." Szeth went back to murdering Robin.

[Frustration]

Meanwhile sixty pound wheels of swiss cheese began to fall from the sky

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth ignored them. He was immune due to his cheese immunity powers.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Robin's arm came back and punched Szeth in the face.

[Frustration]

The cheese developed anti-cheese immunity effects

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Fortunately, Szeth finished murdering Robin before these things happened. Both him and the arm were crushed by a cheese wheel and died.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

However, Robin was revived by the power of Cheese.