The Longest Post (Misadventures)

[BitBitio he/him]

We're going to make the Longest Post ever! Post a sentence that contextually makes sense based off of previous posts and I'll edit it into this one. Italicize what you want me to edit in. 

Also, please don't bring characters and stuff from The Longest Thread. It makes things confusing.

 

Once there was a snowman. This snowman thought that BitBitio was just making another longest thread and changing it a tiny bit. The snowman wasn't sure what to think about this, and so decided to just pretend like it wasn't true. The snowman was slowly melting. Its tempurature was gradually rising, causing it to change states. It started out as a solid, but was becoming a liquid. Currently, it was in that in between stage known as slush. If it continued to heat up, it would become a puddle. Puddles are small bodies of water made from small snowmen bodies. the snowman didn't know this, but all of the other puddles around him were his colleagues who had already melted. Something sinister was at play. Amethyst flames suddenly materialized and took the form of horrific creatures the likes of which nightmares were made of. So he grabbed a stone and threw it and the newest creature.The stone went right through. The creatures were still made of the flames. The snowman couldn't run, because no one had ever built him legs.

The Snowman wakes up from this terrible nightmare, realizing he slept through most of winter. "Interesting." He mused out loud. "I didn't realize snowmen hibernated. Or perhaps the snowman is the hibernating form of some other, more majestic creature? Or maybe I'm just a sleepy snowman." “No,” someone told the snowman, “You just have memory problems and can’t remember what you did all winter. Your dream will go away soon. I am sorry for you, because you won’t even remember me telling you this.”

The snowman started screaming because he didn't want his dream to go away. 

The scream sounded like this:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pain shot through the ear of the human. Or was it human? Telling snowmans about Inception type things didn’t seem human enough. Oh well, it thought. Time to break the truth to the rest of them. 

 

Edited July 15, 2018 by BitBitio the Mudkip

[Kidpen he/him]

This snowman thought that BitBitio was just making another longest thread and changing it a tiny bit. The snowman wasn't sure what to think about this, and so decided to just pretend like it wasn't true.

Isn't there a post character limit?

[Archer he/him]

The snowman was slowly melting. Its tempurature was gradually rising, causing it to change states. It started out as a solid, but was becoming a liquid. Currently, it was in that in between stage known as slush. If it continued to heat up, it would become a puddle. Puddles are small bodies of water made from small snowmen bodies. 

This is really hard to do on mobile.

I've never seen any posts hit a character limit, but I guess we'll find out, Kidpen. 

[CadCom he/him]

the snowman didn't know this, but all of the other puddles around him were his colleagues who had already melted. Something sinister was at play.

[Nathrangking he/him]

Amethyst flames suddenly materialized and took the form of horrific creatures the likes of which nightmares were made of.

Edited July 12, 2018 by Nathrangking

[+Sorana she/her]

So he grabbed a stone and threw it and the newest creature.

[CadCom he/him]

The stone went right through. The creatures were still made of the flames. The snowman couldn't run, because no one had ever built him legs.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

The Snowman wakes up from this terrible nightmare, realizing he slept through most of winter. 

[CadCom he/him]

"Interesting." He mused out loud. "I didn't realize snowmen hibernated. Or perhaps the snowman is the hibernating form of some other, more majestic creature? Or maybe I'm just a sleepy snowman."

[CadCom he/him]

On 7/11/2018 at 7:52 PM, Kidpen said:

This snowman thought that BitBitio was just making another longest thread and changing it a tiny bit. The snowman wasn't sure what to think about this, and so decided to just pretend like it wasn't true.

Isn't there a post character limit?

Just tried making a huge post. Copied it to my clipboard, and will now post it in word to find out how many characters it had.

Just removed it from this post, and edited it to show this.

EDIT, The original post I tried to post had over 180,000 words, and was originally 366 pages.

The copied published post that was replaced by this one has 62,270 words , so it looks like the character limit might be 358,101 characters.so the image below reflects the character limit in 

Edited July 13, 2018 by Cadmium Compounder
removing huge spam post

[Silva]

“No,” someone told the snowman, “You just have memory problems and can’t remember what you did all winter. Your dream will go away soon. I am sorry for you, because you won’t even remember me telling you this.”

Whatever, we’ll just go to the limit

Edited July 13, 2018 by Silva

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The snowman started screaming because he didn't want his dream to go away.

[AonEne he/him]

The scream sounded like this:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, that's one way to get it longer

[BitBitio he/him]

Well, once we hit the limit, we'll start a new longest post. That way we'll  have several of them

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Pain shot through the ear of the human. Or was it human? Telling snowmans about Inception type things didn’t seem human enough. Oh well, it thought. Time to break the truth to the rest of them. 

[Silva]

But then it changed its mind. It liked knowing things that other people didn’t.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

It went to the other snowmen, a field of puddles behind it. A field of broken dreams. Killing snowmen like this is crushing there dreams, it thought.

Edited July 16, 2018 by BringerofShadows

[Mestiv he/him]

 This is too much of a clone of the longest misadventure thread,  that will just hit the wall of post length limit. @Cadmium Compounder figured the limit out,  so please,  channel your creativity to make The Longest Thread as fun as possible.