These Stupid Ranks

[Scriptorian he/him]

1 hour ago, The Invested Beard said:

Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!

Don't be silly. It's because Poe wrote on both .

[Steeldancer he/him]

Um, what's an Enefel? 

[The Invested Beard]

8 minutes ago, Steeldancer said:

Um, what's an Enefel? 

It's a you.

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

24 minutes ago, Steeldancer said:

Um, what's an Enefel? 

They’re from Elantris, if I remember correctly. Their name means... Wit-Killers? I think? 

[Steeldancer he/him]

38 minutes ago, Nashan'Elin said:

They’re from Elantris, if I remember correctly. Their name means... Wit-Killers? I think? 

...their job is to kill Wit. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

Just now, Steeldancer said:

...their job is to kill Wit. 

Run Hoid Run!!!

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

20 minutes ago, Steeldancer said:

...their job is to kill Wit. 

Well, I guess it ‘translates’ better as “they who kill with wit”, but sure. 

[The Invested Beard]

25 minutes ago, Steeldancer said:

...their job is to kill Wit. 

Good luck with that.

 

Also I HAVE RETURNED!

 

 

 

 

With cookies.

Edited November 8, 2017 by The Invested Beard

[Penumbra]

I have risen to the rank of House Lord. I've decided that the house I'm lording over is Hufflepuff.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

17 hours ago, The Invested Beard said:

With cookies.

May I have one?

[The Invested Beard]

1 hour ago, Toaster Retribution said:

May I have one?

I'll trade you for an honorblade.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

20 minutes ago, The Invested Beard said:

I'll trade you for an honorblade.

An honorblade is priceless! Fortunately for you, so is a cookie.

[The Invested Beard]

Sweet. I'll take Chana's please.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

@The Invested Beard too late! Because I'm a SCADRIAN WAFFLE COOK (life goal reached).

You can still get waffles, Beard. Shaped like Chanas Blade.

[The Invested Beard]

8 hours ago, Toaster Retribution said:

@The Invested Beard too late! Because I'm a SCADRIAN WAFFLE COOK (life goal reached).

You can still get waffles, Beard. Shaped like Chanas Blade.

Someone showed me a painting and it was definitely a message telling me your time as a waffle cook will be short lived. So I'll need those chanablade waffles STAT.

[Erunion he/him]

Ahahaha! I glow! And can draw magic lines in the air! This is awesome!!!

[The Invested Beard]

Oh great now I have to think of a good twinborn combination? Suggestions?

[Ammanas]

I would like to sustain myself as Prophet, Seer, and revelator.

[Penumbra]

Forescout. This is a great excuse to buy some silver cosmere merch jewelry, right?

[Steeldancer he/him]

On November 11, 2017 at 9:19 AM, Ammanas said:

I would like to sustain myself as Prophet, Seer, and revelator.

Oh get out. 

[Ammanas]

@Steeldancer I've been waiting for about a month to gain the rank of Seer just so I could use that line on this thread! Makes my life seem kind of sad, but it's true!

[The Invested Beard]

I can now change my form. BEHOLD! I am a mustache.

[Fifth of Daybreak he/him]

39 minutes ago, The Invested Beard said:

I can now change my form. BEHOLD! I am a mustache.

It's a very rare treat for a Kandra to have a beautiful moustache, given their aversion to hair and all. As a fellow moustache enthusiast bully for you, sir! They will not escape the beauty of facial hair.

Edited November 13, 2017 by Fifth of Daybreak

[The Invested Beard]

2 minutes ago, Fifth of Daybreak said:

It's a very rare treat for a Kandra to have a beautiful moustache, given their aversion to hair and all. As a fellow moustache enthusiast bully for you, sir! They will not escape the beauty of facial hair.

As long as no one asks me to be a soul patch.

[Fifth of Daybreak he/him]

Just now, The Invested Beard said:

As long as no one asks me to be a soul patch.

I said "beautiful,"