QuirkyGrandpa Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 ..because my hubby won't shut up about the forums. (He's JOrville on here) Hello, hello! I'm popping in for the first time here. I'll confess, I haven't read the books. But, I hear my husband talking about the 17th Shard, Brandon Sanderson, or the forums all the time. My interest is now peaked! I guess I'll finally crack open a book (I'm highly critical of books though, Brandon, you have been warned). I just might be Brandon's only fan that read the books ONLY because said Hubby spent a whole day bemoaning that he wasn't there to get a leather bound copy (That's a thing?) and talking non stop about getting good criticism on the writing forums. Anyway, a little about me: I'm more of an artist than a writer, and while I've now been doing digital art for a few years...I don't really have the time to practice . This is in part due to a well defined, practiced, and consistently established daily dose of laziness, and taking care of my spawn of which we've made four . We home school (Which is kind of like saying: We are sacrificing all our time to do K-12 four more times), and for some reason the minions demand that I provide them with sustenance and care. I enjoy reading, but I am super picky. I didn't even finish Wheel of Time because R.J. passed on . (I'll assume you guys know who finished the series). Now, however, I'm curious and after I test and see how Brandon writes, I might look into rereading the WoT novels. Don't get me wrong though! It's not like I've had writing lessons, or go around criticizing everyone just to be rude! For the most part, I keep my lovely opinions to myself unless it is asked for...or my husband wanders by (He receives no mercy. None at all. Poor bloke. I'm pretty sure his work trembles every time I walk by at this point). Anyway! I'll be around. Lurking...waiting...watching. And of course reading these books..finally. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am Witless Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 Welcome, @QuirkyGrandpa! Have you read all of Brandon's books? Do you homeschool your kids all by yourself, or are you involved in a co-op? (Homeschool "graduate" here.) And which of his characters do you think is most like you? Have an upvote! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Paradigm Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 (edited) Yes, the 17S is like a zombie plague. It spreads rapidly to new hosts, but no one minds because who wouldn't want to be a zombie? Brains, amirite? Anyway, welcome to the Shard! Edited May 22, 2018 by Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyGrandpa Posted May 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 1 minute ago, I am Witless said: Welcome, @QuirkyGrandpa! Have you read all of Brandon's books? Do you homeschool your kids all by yourself, or are you involved in a co-op? (Homeschool "graduate" here.) And which of his characters do you think is most like you? Have an upvote! I've read -none- of them. Like, my hubby tried to explain the premise behind it and I think I responded with: 'So..a bunch of people are running around doing drugs for magic powers. Ok...What a ridiculously stupid idea!' Shows what I know! I am starting with Mistborn I think. Not actually sure which books are first. Guess I'll have to update you or have my hubby respond for me. Jorville? Any input? It's seriously awesome every time we meet a homeschool graduate . I do it all by myself. Publisher, Khan Academy, Workbooks from wherever, white boards, and field trips. We don't Co-Op exactly although sometimes I'll do some trading with the neighborly homeschool families. Nothing official though. Our kids scored really high this year (Required testing for 3rd, 5th grade in Hawaii). You could say we're loving it :). 1 minute ago, Archer said: Yes, the 17S is like a zombie plague. It spreads rapidly to new hosts, but no one minds because who wouldn't want to be a zombie? Brains, amirite? Anyway, welcome to the Shard! Mmmm...Sorry, can't respond- Braaaaaains.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am Witless Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 I'd suggest starting with Elantris, since it is stand-alone and less dark/intense than the others. And it's shorter than most of his other books. The Rithmatist is also a good place to start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyGrandpa Posted May 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 1 minute ago, I am Witless said: I'd suggest starting with Elantris, since it is stand-alone and less dark/intense than the others. And it's shorter than most of his other books. The Rithmatist is also a good place to start. Sweet! I'll keep that in mind. I'm finishing up another book quick but should be started on one before the end of the week. I go through books like I'm breathing air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Meeker Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 24 minutes ago, QuirkyGrandpa said: Lurking...waiting...watching Well if you intend to do that might as well join the Ghostbloods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorville Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 (edited) 12 minutes ago, QuirkyGrandpa said: Sweet! I'll keep that in mind. I'm finishing up another book quick but should be started on one before the end of the week. I go through books like I'm breathing air. Elantris is on the right bookshelf, top shelf slightly left of center. Not that I am obsess over that or anything. Also you read the first two Mistborn books about 5-6 years ago. You said they were BORING! boring!?!?!? unbelieveable, ok I'm calm now. Also my favorite Sanderson story is emperor's Soul. center bookshelf, top again, slightly left of center. Arcanum Unbounded is the book name. Edited May 22, 2018 by Jorville 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyGrandpa Posted May 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, Mraize said: Well if you intend to do that might as well join the Ghostbloods. Ghostbloods sound cool. I had to look it up ;). Guess I might be getting a tattoo on my arm later. Three Diamonds huh. People won't be able to tell if I'm a Sanderson fan or really like Rarity from My Little Pony . Hear that Jorville? I'm getting a tattoo babe! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, Mraize said: Well if you intend to do that might as well join the Ghostbloods. Or the Liebrarians. Disclaimer: You will have no idea what we are talking about. Also, read all the stuff. I would start with Mistborn cause Mistborn is a good entry, although they all work great. It's definitely a big commitment since there are seven soon to be eight books at the moment, so if you'd prefer something quicker read Elantris or Rithmatist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyGrandpa Posted May 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Jorville said: Elantris is on the right bookshelf, top shelf slightly left of center. Not that I am obsess over that or anything. Also you read the first two Mistborn books about 5-6 years ago. You said they were BORING! boring!?!?!? unbelieveable, ok I'm calm now. That sounds just like me. . Obstinate till I reach my grave. When I inevitably die from strangulation. Please put on my tomb that I made it my life goal to be as stubborn and impossible as possible. Edited May 22, 2018 by QuirkyGrandpa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyGrandpa Posted May 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 Just now, Kidpen said: Or the Liebrarians. Disclaimer: You will have no idea what we are talking about. Also, read all the stuff. I would start with Mistborn cause Mistborn is a good entry, although they all work great. It's definitely a big commitment since there are seven soon to be eight books at the moment, so if you'd prefer something quicker read Elantris or Rithmatist. Ahh! I actually do recognize the Librarians. Jorville was reading those aloud to the kids and they sounded hilarious. Arriving late to being shot. The ability to trip and fall . Too funny! I didn't actually know those were by Sanderson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorville Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, QuirkyGrandpa said: Ghostbloods sound cool. I had to look it up ;). Guess I might be getting a tattoo on my arm later. Three Diamonds huh. People won't be able to tell if I'm a Sanderson fan or really like Rarity from My Little Pony . Hear that Jorville? I'm getting a tattoo babe! Why did I encourage you to get in these forums again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyGrandpa Posted May 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 Just now, Jorville said: Why did I encourage you to get in these forums again? You told me there was a place to lay down the crit on other people's work on here. And I was like: These are my people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 7 minutes ago, QuirkyGrandpa said: Ghostbloods sound cool. I had to look it up ;). Guess I might be getting a tattoo on my arm later. Three Diamonds huh. People won't be able to tell if I'm a Sanderson fan or really like Rarity from My Little Pony . Hear that Jorville? I'm getting a tattoo babe! I mean, lots of people here like MLP . Even if you posted it here, we would still have no idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyGrandpa Posted May 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Kidpen said: I mean, lots of people here like MLP . Even if you posted it here, we would still have no idea. Yeah, but I'm worried Fluttershy will feel betrayed by my lack of representation. Fluttershy is the best pony and I refuse to believe otherwise. Should probably do a redraw sometime.. Spoiler Edited May 22, 2018 by QuirkyGrandpa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrikerEZ Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 Hey, welcome to the Shard! Have an upvote and a free spiked delicious cookie! Spoiler https://www.tablenc.org/stuff/contentmgr/files/0/eb229cae578ab6a882d731eefdfd37be/image/cookie.jpg DISCLAIMER: Side effects include, but are not limited to, hearing voices, gaining supernatural powers, having the sudden urge to kill everyone, and completely losing control over your mind and body. The Dark Alley™ claims no liability for any damage done to/by the eater of this cookie. That's awesome that you homeschool your kids! As for getting into the Cosmere, I'd recommend either starting with Mistborn or Elantris. For non-Cosmere books, the Reckoners or Rithmatist are probably the best places to start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyGrandpa Posted May 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 Just now, StrikerEZ said: Hey, welcome to the Shard! Have an upvote and a free spiked delicious cookie! Hide contents https://www.tablenc.org/stuff/contentmgr/files/0/eb229cae578ab6a882d731eefdfd37be/image/cookie.jpg DISCLAIMER: Side effects include, but are not limited to, hearing voices, gaining supernatural powers, having the sudden urge to kill everyone, and completely losing control over your mind and body. The Dark Alley™ claims no liability for any damage done to/by the eater of this cookie. That's awesome that you homeschool your kids! As for getting into the Cosmere, I'd recommend either starting with Mistborn or Elantris. For non-Cosmere books, the Reckoners or Rithmatist are probably the best places to start. Mmm, cookies. How could I refuse? but I have to have it with milk. I have standards when receiving things from strangers. I'll have to let everyone know what I end up reading first. Also, I didn't know you could 'hide' things. I've now discovered that's what the spoilers thing is for. So handy for when linking overly large pictures. Ahh, learn something new every 16 hours, 15 minutes and 23 seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrikerEZ Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, QuirkyGrandpa said: Mmm, cookies. How could I refuse? but I have to have it with milk. I have standards when receiving things from strangers. I'll have to let everyone know what I end up reading first. Also, I didn't know you could 'hide' things. I've now discovered that's what the spoilers thing is for. So handy for when linking overly large pictures. Ahh, learn something new every 16 hours, 15 minutes and 23 seconds. The cookies I give do go best with blood milk. Makes them very dangerous delicious! I can't wait to find out! No matter which one you start with, it will probably be amazing. Yeah, that's one of the uses for it. It's mainly used for hiding spoilers for new books or anything that isn't by Sanderson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorville Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 (edited) 18 minutes ago, QuirkyGrandpa said: Yeah, but I'm worried Fluttershy will feel betrayed by my lack of representation. Fluttershy is the best pony and I refuse to believe otherwise. Should probably do a redraw sometime.. No, the best is obviously Applejack. I mean, I don't have a favorite pony. Edited May 22, 2018 by Jorville 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyGrandpa Posted May 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, StrikerEZ said: The cookies I give do go best with blood milk. Makes them very dangerous delicious! I can't wait to find out! No matter which one you start with, it will probably be amazing. Yeah, that's one of the uses for it. It's mainly used for hiding spoilers for new books or anything that isn't by Sanderson. My instincts tell me that I can completely trust you. My survival rate is getting lower by the minute. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 I completely agree with you that Fluttershy is the best pony. I was also homeschooled, so I think what you’re doing is great. I’m almost finished up now with my undergraduate degree. Oh and I would be careful about who you take cookies from. If you want a good cookie, come visit TUBA in the community and guilds threads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argent Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 Uh, you need to enjoy these books because I need your art to pick them up... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 Rainbow Dash is obviously the best. You can tell because she says so several times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Meeker Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 46 minutes ago, QuirkyGrandpa said: Ghostbloods sound cool. I had to look it up ;). Guess I might be getting a tattoo on my arm later. Three Diamonds huh. People won't be able to tell if I'm a Sanderson fan or really like Rarity from My Little Pony . Hear that Jorville? I'm getting a tattoo babe! So is that a yes you want to join our guild or no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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