The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

“But TLT isn’t made for plot!” Luna said. “It’s meant to be filled with happy randomness, not coherent and heart wrenching plot!’

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xinoehp waved his hand irritably. "What good would a character do me?"

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"I'm talking about you, you fool! Your own character! Yourself!"

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna, frustrated that the plot seemed to be continuing, punched the fourth wall and shattered it even further.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Mac walked back in, surveying the longest thread after having been gone for ages. 

He wasn’t pleased.

“Is... is that a plot?!!! I need to act quickly.” Quickly he turned the plot into a small ugly hairless football sized creature (it was the closest visual representation of plots true nature he could manage).  

Then he grabbed the plot and drop kicked it far into the future. So that no one would have to deal with it for years. 

Looking around, his business concluded, he nodded to the other Narrators then walked back to the alleyverse, wishing that he could drop kick their plot as well. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT looked at Xino sadly. "I told you. It's not worth the effort."

[Rebecca she/her]

Rebecca gave Mac a grateful nod, and began eating her goldfish.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna thanked Mac and desperately hoped that Rebecca meant the cracker sort of goldfish.

[Rebecca she/her]

Rebecca offered Luna some goldfish, without answering his unspoken question.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna put them in a bowl of water, just to be safe.

[Rebecca she/her]

Rebecca burst into laughter and assured Luna, that her goldfish were indeed crackers. And now Luna had soggy goldfish crackers. When she finished laughing, she offered Luna some new goldfish crackers.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna, a bit embarrassed, thanked Rebecca and quickly ate the crackers.

[Rebecca she/her]

Rebecca assured Luna that his assumption had been perfectly reasonable, and he had done the right thing. 

¡ƃqᴉʇᴉɔxǝ ǝɹoɯ sƃuᴉɥʇ ǝpɐɯ sʎɐʍlɐ ʇɐɥʇ ˙uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ƃuᴉʞlɐʇ ʇɹɐʇs oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝɥs uǝɥʇ

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna was glad about being on mobile for once.

Edited August 19, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT sighed. Without Xino it was boring. Trewee was nice, but he couldn't speak.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna was sad.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT asked why.

[Lunamor she/her]

Cause Luna had been called boring.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Not directly. But it was implied."

[Lunamor she/her]

It was implied that Luna was sad.

[+Ark1002]

Ark snaps his fingers, and a party starts. Because reasons.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT didn't want to go to the party. But she would observe.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna awkwardly stood in the corner, occasionally raiding the snack table.

[Rebecca she/her]

Rebecca grabbed two cupcakes and joined Luna in the corner, passing one to him, and taking a bite of the other.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna thanked Rebecca and proceeded to start eating the icing.