The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It's a good thing! It means the thread is active.

[Lunamor she/her]

A dramatically dramatic tornado began somewhere over the Pacific, hurtling towards the shore. On its way over, it swept up thousands upon thousands of sharks, spinning them around and around until the ‘nado was bright green with shark barf. Eventually it hit land, passing right over the ninjas and sending them straight into the mouths of the sharks. Eventually it hit the Atlantic and disappeared, the only sign of its passing a green splattered shark tooth that had been dropped somewhere in Utah.

Edited August 17, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

You know... When I joined TLT it was just over 250 pages or so. TLT had been running for a year then. Now, about 7 months later, it's tripped in size. I wonder that CBST has to do with that...

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“I’m saved!! Truthless yelled.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With a dramatic WHUM, the ninjas burst out of the stomachs of the sharks.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Somehow forming shark-ninjas. It was terrifying.

YES. I WASN’T NINJA’D DURING THIS POST.

Edited August 17, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They rushed Truthless again.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Ninjas attacked the budding plot

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Unsuccessfully.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Plot always finds a way... 

[Lunamor she/her]

2 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Plot always finds a way... 

Unless it doesn’t.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

14 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Trewee cooed. He liked Xinoehp. But he also wanted to get back to his master.

Xinoehp sighed. He would like nothing better than to enter the world of CBST himself.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT rolled her eyes, acknowledging that CBST was dangerous. Full of drama and extensive plot points. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Plot," said Xinoehp wistfully. "Ah, plot..."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Trewee chittered agreeably. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

35 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

You know... When I joined TLT it was just over 250 pages or so. TLT had been running for a year then. Now, about 7 months later, it's tripped in size. I wonder that CBST has to do with that...

It definitely did.

23 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

SoT rolled her eyes, acknowledging that CBST was dangerous. Full of drama and extensive plot points. 

“The allure of plot is near irresistible,” Jaywalk said, tapping his fingers on his throne.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"We should start some," said Xinoehp thoughtfully.

[Lunamor she/her]

“But randomness!” Luna interjected.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT rolled her eyes. "I mean, if you wanna get yourself killed. You know what happened to my sister. And Pheonix, your brother, he got his voice stolen, didn't he? I can't even imagine how terrible that would be to not be able to Narrate..." 

Edited August 17, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Thermonukes...” someone whispered.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Overused!" SoT shouted back.

[+Ed Venture]

“Ghanderflaffles!” A random narrator shouted.

“Or...a dance party!” He shouts as lights descend from the ceiling and rave music starts pounding.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT folded her arms. Plot was trouble and words were far too powerful a weapon to be given to the gluttonous Narrators around her. They drank their power and used it flippantly, irresponsibly. But she was powerless against it. They were too great in number.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xinoehp chuckled. "You remind me of Silence."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Then he's a wise man," SoT grumbled. "I'm telling you, Xinoehp, CBST is no playground. They've got it all wrong!"

SoT and Xinoehp are like a new generation of characters. I love it.