The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

“You should!” replied Luna. “It may be a kid’s cartoon, but it’s still hilarious.”

[Rebecca she/her]

Rebecca said she would consider it. Kids shows could be super fun, but that one had always looked super weird.

[Lunamor she/her]

But it was weird in a good way. And not nearly as weird as TLT.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS tracked down the purple goddess, watching intensely.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

11 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

BoS tracked down the purple goddess, watching intensely.

"I am Ember's master. And Star's. I do not interact with the story directly. But I always keep my promises."

Edited June 3, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hoid looked around confused and decided to have a dance off with Adolin instead.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"And," the purple goddess continued, "I promise to make Narrator Ganvcho the king of Ozia United,"

Narrator Ganvcho was pleased to hear this.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Gancho Libre said:

"And," the purple goddess continued, "I promise to make Narrator Ganvcho the king of Ozia United,"

Narrator Ganvcho was pleased to hear this.

She shook her head, smiling to herself. "I will do whatever I like. But you may believe that."

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"And you will have good reason to believe it," the purple goddess continued, "Because I never liked Ozia United,"

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The mysterious violet Narrator disappeared, insulted. 

Meanwhile, AJ's eyes widened the light in them returning. He stared at Ember, trembling, but before he could fall to his knees with the strength of emotion and guilt that he felt, Ember touched his forehead, entering his mind and sending a shiver of peace through his mind. AJ gasped. 

"Thought..." he muttered.

"No," Ember said. "But I will bring her back to you."

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

2 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Narrator Lunamor got in a titanium bunker with plenty of supplies and braced for the world shattering battle that was likely soon to come.

Truthless knocked on the bunker door. “May I come in too? I may not know the Amazing World of Gumball, but I’ve got all three seasons of Avatar: The Last Airbender with me!! Oh, and also aluminum, you know, so when the universe breaks, the wild investiture won’t kill us”

[Lunamor she/her]

“Yay, now we can be entertained while the universe is being destroyed!” Narrator Lunamor let Narrator Truthless in the bunker.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Nr. Per was reprimanded for calling himself Stick

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jaywalk stood in the void, alone. A soft breeze blew through—from some other dimension—making the tall gray grass dance. The silence here was beginning to get to him.

The Beyond wasn’t far. Could it be his time? It seemed every time he left he made everything worse.

And now...what was the point in living?

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Ooh!! Jaywalk!! Come with us!” Truthless said, pointing to everyone in the bunker. “We’re going to be entertained, and it’s going to be awesome!! That’s a reason to live right??!”

[Lunamor she/her]

“There is always another adventure, if you are just willing to take the first step...” A voice called to Jaywalk from a distance place. A staircase materialized out of light in front of him, its steps exploding one by one into existence. They lead to a distance rift dancing in the sky, a tear in the endless darkness of the Void. It was a rift into the story, the narrative. The Longest Thread (Misadventures). 

Edit: Ninja’d 

Edited June 4, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

5 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

Jaywalk stood in the void, alone. A soft breeze blew through—from some other dimension—making the tall gray grass dance. The silence here was beginning to get to him.

The Beyond wasn’t far. Could it be his time? It seemed every time he left he made everything worse.

And now...what was the point in living?

The lavender outline of a feminine figure appeared by Jay, looking out over TLT. "Just hold on. It won't last much longer. There is a rift in time and I intend to fix it. I intend to make a happy ending. For everyone."

[Jaywalk he/him]

A spark flickered between Jaywalk’s fingers. “I can’t...bring myself...” He fell to his knees. “I must hold on.”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

27 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

A spark flickered between Jaywalk’s fingers. “I can’t...bring myself...” He fell to his knees. “I must hold on.”

The violet goddess smiled. "They need you. Just a little longer and you'll have Bozo and Havel back again. I know you might not remember them, but you'll know. You'll all know..." She faded away.

@xinoehp512 whispered the purple figure. "The plan is being put into motion. Are you sure you're unwilling to help? I have turned the Shadowy one to our side. Though... I don't think she was ever evil in the first place. Simply confused."

Edited June 4, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xino looked up, confused. "What are you talking about? Who are you, anyways?"

She doesn't mean you, Xino. She means me.

Xino's eyes widened and his mouth dropped open. "Au-Author?"

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Xino looked up, confused. "What are you talking about? Who are you, anyways?"

She doesn't mean you, Xino. She means me.

Xino's eyes widened and his mouth dropped open. "Au-Author?"

The Goddess smiled. Someone recognized her. Good. "What I have planned cannot be interfered with and Ember is unstoppable. But this story would be much less lonely with your help. I understand Pheonix now. Narration is empty without the others."

Edited June 4, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

I have to go to sleep now, sorry.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

22 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

I have to go to sleep now, sorry.

To be continued... Tomorrow then!

"Please do not mistake my words' meaning," she added after a moment. "My characters have been shipped enough times now that I now know that it's better to leave nothing to the imagination in times like this. My affections lie... elsewhere. I simply mean to say that I feel friendless. Abandoned, really. Having my primary champion be stolen away quickly was unnerving and Ember is little more than a puppet. Your help would be greatly appreciated. And... Star will be damaged after all this is over. She needs someone to heal her."

Edited June 4, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[+Doomstick he/him]

What’s going on?

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Well, from what I gather, JayWalk is contemplating going to the beyond, and a new purple goddess called the author has come in. Also, me, Luna, Rebecca, and Truthless are in a titanium bunker with nutella and french fries and all three seasons of avatar: the last airbender just in case the world ends.

A.C. almost forgot about the chicken he brought into the bunker with him. At first he liked the thought of having chicken-nuggets with their french fries, but then he decided to simply name it Zuko instead.