The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

This caused everyone to turn into sentient pop tarts.

[+Ed Venture]

The Nightwatcher GodModded everyone making them incapable of causing harm

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor was upset and gently tapped a nearby wall in anger. Now how were they supposed to protect themselves from the many threats of this thread?!

[+Ed Venture]

The Nightwatcher pointed out they all had the powers and ancestry of the sentient Pop Tart kings in their blood.

[Lunamor she/her]

And they were all secretly Hoid. For Hoid was secretly just a sentient pop tart.

Plot twist!!!

[+Doomstick he/him]

Except they were all Lunu'anaki

[Lunamor she/her]

Which was the same thing anyways, so it didn’t really matter.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Probably 

[Lunamor she/her]

But almost certainly.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And now, for something completely different 

Edited May 15, 2019 by I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lunamor she/her]

King Arthur rode (totally on a horse) into Camelot (a silly place).

[+Ed Venture]

Everything was tinged blue

[Lunamor she/her]

And everyone danced on the tables.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And cats

[Lunamor she/her]

But they did that everywhere else too.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

10 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

Narrator Star was furious. "Shadow!" she screamed, summoning her spear. "You have crossed a line! You take pleasure in the pain of others. You have tortured not only a fellow Narrator but the mimes who are in our service. They work for nothing and serve to fix our own mistakes. You say you hate romance, yet you dragged Marsh and I's story along, never letting him rest until he had killed himself and I turned into an uncontrolled creature of unfeeling nihility! You bring nothing but pain and you don't deserve your throne in the void, nor a title or crown at all. So present you with a choice." Star threw her spear at Shadow's feet. "Either take up my spear and prove to me that you are exactly what I expect. Or tell me exactly what it is you want. Either one is fine with me. Just do either which one right."

BoS got rid of the radio, Godmodded the Nightwatcher from godmodding, and stared at Star. Then she started laughing. “Without love there is no tragedy.” She summoned her Katana, whipped the grin off her face and got into a offensive dueling position.

Edited May 15, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Snipexe he/him]

1 minute ago, BringerofShadows said:

BoS got rid of the radio, Godmodded the Nightwatcher from godmodding, and stared at Star. Then she started laughing. “There cannot be tragedy without love.” She summoned her Katana, whipped the grin off her face and got into a offensive dueling position.

And there cannot be love without tragedy. The tragedy of past decisions, of the lost future and previous loves. Love and tragedy are intertwined, without one, you cannot have the other, and with one you must.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

It’s 6 o’clock in the morning. You get what I’m trying to say, right?

[Snipexe he/him]

Just now, BringerofShadows said:

It’s 6 o’clock in the morning. You get what I’m trying to say, right?

Pretty much. I use thread for random philosophical musings, as wells as the story telling.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Changed it. Is that better?

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 minute ago, BringerofShadows said:

BoS got rid of the radio, Godmodded the Nightwatcher from godmodding, and stared at Star. Then she started laughing. “There cannot be tragedy without love.” She summoned her Katana, whipped the grin off her face and got into a offensive dueling position.

That was legitimately beautiful. Thank you. 

Star smiled. A part of her was longing to fight and she knew she wouldn't be fighting alone. The forgotten spear on the ground dissolved, but it didn't coalesce into her hand. Instead, Shadow's sword melted into petals and Star dashed forward, taking Shadow's throat. "I'm so close," she growled. "So close and you will not get in my way!" 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

First of all, I don’t have a throat if we are going by my profile picture. If not whatever.

Also, were you being sarcastic or are my eyes going blind?

 

“Godmodding… I see.” Shadow summoned a dagger, stabbing Star in the back of the chest. She watched her fall to the ground. “Et tu, Brute?” Shadow giggled.

Edited May 15, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

29 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

First of all, I don’t have a throat if we are going by my profile picture. If not whatever.

Also, were you being sarcastic or are my eyes going blind?

 

“Godmodding… I see.” Shadow summoned a dagger, stabbing Star in the back of the chest. She watched her fall to the ground. “Et tu, Brute?” Shadow giggled.

Well, if we're going by my profile, then I'm just a green void of stars.

No, I wasn't being sarcastic. I really like that idea. Plus, you're really fun to fight so far. I'm a cheater too.

Star kept falling through the floor, healing herself and then shooting right back up, this time her spear in her hand. "Ah, what a fun pre-show." She put a forcefield around herself. It likely wouldn't end up helping her that much, but they were handy things to have.

Edited May 15, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Suddenly, the Knights Who Say Ni! charged into Camelot, Narrator Ghanderflaffle at their head. "Ni!"

[BringerofShadows she/her]

21 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Well, if we're going by my profile, then I'm just a green void of stars.

No, I wasn't being sarcastic. I really like that idea. Plus, you're really fun to fight so far. I'm a cheater too.

Star kept falling through the floor, healing herself and then shooting right back up, this time her spear in her hand. "Ah, what a fun pre-show." She put a forcefield around herself. It likely wouldn't end up helping her that much, but they were handy things to have.

BoS threw a needle and the forcefield popped. Summoning a hatchet, she jumped up to meet Star.