The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

Made of metal. With metal lenses.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Then he accidentally walks off a cliff. 

[Lunamor she/her]

But He was irrelevant.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

No, He was very important.

Edited March 18, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Unfortunately, He was turned into a handerfle.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Thankfully, this was after he fell the cliff that was the Ghanderflaffle Empire that was very high in the air.

[Lunamor she/her]

The ghanderflaffles all fell off the cliff after him.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It floated away on the tender breeze, landing on a chasmfiend's shell.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Yes, the It enjoyed that. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

The tattoo fused with the chasmfiend.

[Lunamor she/her]

It became a very famous chasmfiend.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It became a rapper.

[Lunamor she/her]

And got golden teeth.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

And golden eyes, It wasn't able to see it very well anymore. Narrator Ghanderflaffle also decided that she wanted to find exactly which page the ghanderflaffles appeared on, she searched for a few minutes and discovered that the Ghanderflaffle Empire had existed since page 5.

Edited March 18, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle

[The Night Watcher]

Narrator Night asks for well wishes in tackling the monster known as NaNoWriMo.

"Golden teeth? Tattooed chasmfiends?There are no laws in this place," Nale said, "and so it must die."

[Jaywalk he/him]

Kelsier kicked Nale in the shin.

Isn’t NaNoWriMo in November?

Edited March 18, 2019 by Jaywalk

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And Nale went home crying. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

After attempting to kick Kelsier.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Which ended quite poorly for the Herald.

[Snipexe he/him]

He renamed himself Harold

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And hid himself away from everyone. The embarrassment was simply too much.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

So Lift went and visited him.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And cleaned out his pantry.

[Lunamor she/her]

Using a vacuum. He was grateful and gave her a pancake for her kindness. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Then he turned off the lights.