The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

So he could show off his glow stick collection.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Lift didn’t like the darkness.

[Lunamor she/her]

So she did what she thought her father would do. She decked Nale.

Edited March 18, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

Right in his scar.

[Lunamor she/her]

So he proceeded to tell her her rights while trying to drag her to the nearest police precinct to charge her with assault.

[Jaywalk he/him]

She easily Slipped away.

[RoadWalker he/him]

It was awesome.

Edited March 18, 2019 by RoadWorkAhead

[Jaywalk he/him]

Correction: Awesome.

[Lunamor she/her]

Until she crashed into the wall. That was not Awesome.

Edited March 18, 2019 by Lunamor

[RoadWalker he/him]

But it was awesome.

[Lunamor she/her]

Cause she fell in a really cool way.

[RoadWalker he/him]

On her left pinkie, and right big toe.

Edited March 18, 2019 by RoadWorkAhead

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

If Kelsier could have seen it, he'd have given her a lollipop.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But he wasn’t. He was busy pranking the Ire again.

[Lunamor she/her]

He had been trying to teach her to fall like that for ages.

[Jaywalk he/him]

She had to settle for having Darkness behold her Awesomeness.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Nale was furious. Her awesome fall broke a law someplace. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Nobody could ever be that awesome and get away with it.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But Lift couldn't, even if Nobody could.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Lift was jealous of Nobody.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And went on a journey to steal his famed Awesomeness.

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[Jaywalk he/him]

Explosions insued.

[Lunamor she/her]

As they always do.

[Jaywalk he/him]

People wondered if Michael Bay was nearby.

[Lunamor she/her]

He was lurking in the shadows, stewing over Bumblebee’s success.