The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

"I don't think so."

"Dang."

Just now, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

The ground began to wrap around him, and it tried to take the staff. “What is your name anyways?”

The conveniently placed lawyer pops up next to Woe. "Hey, can I have a quarter?"

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Arranis turns to Falvan, "he does not want to give his name, for some reason"

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

1 minute ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

The ground began to wrap around him, and it tried to take the staff. “What is your name anyways?”

He whacked at the ground, and it got blasted away. "Why should I give you my name?"

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

5 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

"Dang."

The conveniently placed lawyer pops up next to Woe. "Hey, can I have a quarter?"

“Oh yeah sure!” Woe handed him a quarter. “Make sure to tell your boss that the duck on his bed is explosive. Last time, with the bull…”

4 minutes ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

Arranis turns to Falvan, "he does not want to give his name, for some reason"

“I don’t know” Falvan said. “Why won’t you tell us your name?”

2 minutes ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

He whacked at the ground, and it got blasted away. "Why should I give you my name?"

The ground all around him sunk downward seccerò for a foot long area that stood on. All around him was a pit. “Why so defensive? The ground doesn’t like being hit.” Woe spoke.

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

“Oh yeah sure!” Woe handed him a quarter. “Make sure to tell your boss that the duck on his bed is explosive. Last time, with the bull…”

The conveniently placed lawyer laughed maniacally. "Yes! At last, someone has fallen for my trap! Now that you have freely given me something, I can wield my full might against you!"

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Just now, Nameless* said:

The conveniently placed lawyer laughed maniacally. "Yes! At last, someone has fallen for my trap! Now that you have freely given me something, I can wield my full might against you!"

“You should look closer at that chocolate quarter that self combusts in two seconds.”

[Experience he/him]

11 minutes ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

He whacked at the ground, and it got blasted away. "Why should I give you my name?"

"Probably so they don't try and kill you?"

Edited November 2, 2023 by Experience

[NameIess]

Just now, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

“You should look closer at that chocolate quarter that self combusts in two seconds.”

"That doesn't matter, you still gave it to me freely! Now, I shall consume you! In thirty to forty business days, that is."

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

2 minutes ago, Experience said:

"Probably so they don't try and kill you?"

"What should my name have to do with that?"

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Just now, Experience said:

"Probably so they don't try and kill you?"

“We aren’t trying to kill you.” Falvan said. “No matter what…seems to be happening.” He looked apprehensively at Woe.

1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

"That doesn't matter, you still gave it to me freely! Now, I shall consume you! In thirty to forty business days, that is."

“I disagree.” Woe said. He caught Falvans look and the ground returned around the staff man. Woe suddenly disappeared into mist.

[Experience he/him]

1 minute ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

"What should my name have to do with that?"

Eldyn shrugs.

"Not a lot of things around here seem to make much sense."

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

5 minutes ago, Experience said:

Eldyn shrugs.

"Not a lot of things around here seem to make much sense."

Except narrators 

or these mofia guys

Edited November 2, 2023 by ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

[Experience he/him]

Just now, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Except narrators

Do narrators make sense to in story people?

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

1 minute ago, Experience said:

Do narrators make sense to in story people?

Well I mean they could make money…

[NameIess]

7 minutes ago, Experience said:

Do narrators make sense to in story people?

Depends on which in story people you talk to.

[Experience he/him]

6 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Well I mean they could make money…

So, at least they make cents?

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

1 minute ago, Experience said:

So, at least they make cents?

Yes!

”Who knows…Then Falvan remembered something. I know where one is! I have seen it! There is a plotblade in the land of the trees! At the center of the forest is the entrance to an underground city, where a plotblade sits, guarded by a hermit. Any takers?”

[NameIess]

7 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Yes!

”Who knows…Then Falvan remembered something. I know where one is! I have seen it! There is a plotblade in the land of the trees! At the center of the forest is the entrance to an underground city, where a plotblade sits, guarded by a hermit. Any takers?”

Crickets chirped.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

abalador whacks the nearest thing. "ok, whats going on?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

3 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

abalador whacks the nearest thing. "ok, whats going on?"

The Nearest Thing tried not to take personal offense.

[NameIess]

15 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

The Nearest Thing tried not to take personal offense.

It failed utterly.

[Immortal Platypus]

16 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

The Nearest Thing tried not to take personal offense.

1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

It failed utterly.

It was quickly reassured that Abalodor did stuff like that a lot by the Second Nearest Thing.

19 hours ago, Nameless* said:

Nameless summoned his Narrationblade and blocked Platypus's Luxblade. "So, you think you're a Luxsprite? I can see why Subversion agreed to fight you."

"Think would be the wrong word. I am a being of Ordered Light, so unless you know of any other beings of that type that aren't Luxsprites..." He let his sentence hang. "And she challenged me, not the other way around." Vengeance flashed next to the Luxblade and the air warped as their 'glows' met.

Edited November 2, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless* said:

It failed utterly.

Thus it was that the Nearest Thing attacked Abalador with all of its might.

@TheRavenHasLanded

[Immortal Platypus]

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thus it was that the Nearest Thing attacked Abalador with all of its might.

@TheRavenHasLanded

The Second Nearest Thing thought about restraining him, but didn't, justifying it because it might be funny to watch the fight.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"Think would be the wrong word. I am a being of Ordered Light, so unless you know of any other beings of that type that aren't Luxsprites..." He let his sentence hang. "And she challenged me, not the other way around." Vengeance flashed next to the Luxblade and the air warped as their 'glows' met.

“I do, actually. Met some a while back. They helped me make this.” Nameless pulled the medallion from his pocket. “Want me to use it, or do you think I still count as Subversion enough for her oath to hold?”