The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

Unfortunately Nobody is unable to interact with the world, instead existing on a parallel plane.

But the second best option was Nowhere the scientist, which was the whole reason that time travel had been the best option.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

But the second best option was Nowhere the scientist, which was the whole reason that time travel had been the best option.

Unfortunately Time started to gnaw at everyone that isn't in the present time. Time is not happy with them being here

[NameIess]

Fortunately Time didn't have teeth anymore so the gnawing was more annoying than painful.

Edited September 11, 2023 by Nameless*

[Aeoryi she/her]

4 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Fortunately Time didn't have teeth anymore so the gnawing was more annoying than painful.

But none the less it would still consume them

[NameIess]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

But none the less it would still consume them

Eventually. In three or four thousand pages.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"wrong game, time for a nice dusting. i need the mordite blade."

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Nameless* said:

Eventually. In three or four thousand pages.

Unfortunately Time moves irrationally when you travel time so it could consume them at any moment

[NameIess]

Indeed, it had an entire 0.00000000000000% chance of killing them sometime in the next thirty-seven pages.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"can these two stop talking and just give me the dang blade?"

[NameIess]

Unfortunately the only person with Mordite was Nowhere, and he was currently frozen in shock.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

abalodor whacks him lightly. "wake up, buddy. i need your sharp pointy rock."

[Aeoryi she/her]

3 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Indeed, it had an entire 0.00000000000000% chance of killing them sometime in the next thirty-seven pages.

But had A 81.4% chance of devouring the time machine, causing them to be unable to get back to the present. 

2 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

"can these two stop talking and just give me the dang blade?"

Unfortunately that wouldn't happen until someone gets online.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately Nowhere couldn't respond without his Author's permission.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"where's his author?" he also kicks the time machine eating thing.

Edited September 11, 2023 by TheRavenHasLanded

[NameIess]

His author was probably doing something in real life.

1 minute ago, Aeoryi said:

But had A 81.4% chance of devouring the time machine, causing them to be unable to get back to the present. 

Fortunately, the odds were always with those whom they were most against.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

"where's his author?" he also kicks the time machine eating thing.

Time does not stop for him. It continues eating the machine.

His author is @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

he just kicks it much harder, this time with a crackling energy around his foot that forms into a spike.

[NameIess]

Whilst an impressive display of strength, this wasn't quite enough to entirely halt the flow of time.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

he, not wanting the time machine to break apart, kicks it with a purple crackling spike.

[NameIess]

This caused time to become angry.

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

he just kicks it much harder, this time with a crackling energy around his foot that forms into a spike.

Unfortunately Time does not care about Abalador. Time is too busy waiting for Nobody's author to respond.

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

he, not wanting the time machine to break apart, kicks it with a purple crackling spike.

Time continues to eat the machine.

 

Edited September 11, 2023 by Aeoryi

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"STOP EATING IT PLEASE ILL STOP KICKING YOU-" he shouts in desperation. seemingly.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

"I am sorry, Platypus," he said without looking back at him. "If I interfere, it will ruin my plans... to interfere would be to do the opposite of what I need to do. You have my apologies." 

Feanor turned, his robe forming around him, "Do not forget, we are still enemies. I am still the Antagonist. If Desolation thinks he is the main villain of TLT, he will have many to deal with. I am not the main villain either. We must not forget the Witherlord lest we grow lazy in our short but wonderful peace that we had."

It'll take a good while. I don't plan on Spook being killed or manipulated too easily. And, yeah, I can see how Desolation would think that.

"You do not understand, Desolation. Every instruction I will give you is necessary. Get your Plotblade, but Mordite is necessary for you to achieve what you want."

Feanor was the antagonist before Desolation came onscreen. And, besides, I've been planning on Feanor and the voice for ages now. Feanor is still a main antagonist and quite current. 

"Thaid. I don't want to talk to Feanor right now. I want to talk to you. And as you know, we can be enemies while working together. If you won't help, at least talk to me," he pleads. "Tell me why. The real reason. Give advice. I know you want me to succeed. Even as a villain, you could never bring yourself to hate me."

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

"STOP EATING IT PLEASE ILL STOP KICKING YOU-" he shouts in desperation. seemingly.

Time decided to punish Abalador by continuing to eat the machine.

[NameIess]

In mere moments, the time machine was completely gone.