The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Nameless* said:

In mere moments, the time machine was completely gone.

They would be lost in time unless this never happened, which would require

[NameIess]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

They would be lost in time unless this never happened, which would require

A miracle. Which was a problem.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

A miracle. Which was a problem.

That simply could not be solved.

The only solution would be to barter with time, although

[NameIess]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

That simply could not be solved.

The only solution would be to barter with time, although

The only thing time wanted was for someone to kill the last Timething.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

The only thing time wanted was for someone to kill the last Timething.

But there were many many more than expected 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

he screams an expletive that basically means "crap" and runs over and shoves his staff into the ground, creating a makeshift one for now.

[NameIess]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

But there were many many more than expected 

Because unbeknownst to some, the Timething time travelled back to the beginning of time every time it reached the end of time, so there were technically infinite Timethings.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"oh gods- this is gonna make my head hurt."

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

"oh gods- this is gonna make my head hurt."

Luckily if Rirrom knew he could probably reverse events until Thaidakar started writing again.

[NameIess]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

Luckily if Rirrom knew he could probably reverse events until Thaidakar started writing again.

Unluckily Rirrom didn't know.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"I DONT LIKE HIS HAIR- WHY HIM-"

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

"I DONT LIKE HIS HAIR- WHY HIM-"

 

Just now, Nameless* said:

Unluckily Rirrom didn't know.

But if they managed to send him a message then he would know

[NameIess]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

But if they managed to send him a message then he would know

Unfortunately it would be very difficult to send a message through such a long time.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Nameless* said:

Unfortunately it would be very difficult to send a message through such a long time.

But through the use of instant messaging it was certainly possible.

[NameIess]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

But through the use of instant messaging it was certainly possible.

But it would unfortunately take ten thousand pages.

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

But it would unfortunately take ten thousand pages.

So they were hopeless.

[NameIess]

It was at this point that something unexpected happened.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

It was at this point that something unexpected happened.

They returned to the normal timestream since they got evicted by time.

[NameIess]

They were very happy, but poor Abalodor was still stranded.

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

They were very happy, but poor Abalodor was still stranded.

The plotblade of Miracles landed on the ground next to poor Abalador. He was on an island in the middle of nowhere

[NameIess]

This left whoever had stowed away alone with Nowhere. Fortunately, no one had. Right?

[Aeoryi she/her]

6 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

This left whoever had stowed away alone with Nowhere. Fortunately, no one had. Right?

Maybe just a desolation copy or two

[NameIess]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

Maybe just a desolation copy or two

That would probably be fine.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"AHHHHH WHY- oh wait, im not really stuck." he sticks his staff into the ground, grabs the sword, and he gets himself back on his own.

Edited September 11, 2023 by TheRavenHasLanded

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

2 hours ago, Nameless* said:

Fortunately this worked for the moment, especially since the time machine was made of the industry-standard metal that tasted terrible to Timethings.

The time machine arrived at the correct time, right in front of Nowhere and Impossible. Fortunately there had definitely not been any chance for anyone to sneak along with Abalodor.

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood @Aeoryi

2 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

Page 2485 it is.

The Otherthing, unfortunately, started to eat nobody. A gooey figure was busy talking to Nobody.

nahhhh, it'll just be where it is. he'll find him when I bring in Spook.

1 hour ago, Aeoryi said:

Time does not stop for him. It continues eating the machine.

His author is @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Nowhere turned, raising an eyebrow, "Excuse me?" Impossible stood next to him, holding a rather large sword, though it wasn't Mordite. 

Impossible grunted, raising his blade towards the gooey figure who was talking to the poor person named Nobody, "Stop eating him."

1 hour ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"Thaid. I don't want to talk to Feanor right now. I want to talk to you. And as you know, we can be enemies while working together. If you won't help, at least talk to me," he pleads. "Tell me why. The real reason. Give advice. I know you want me to succeed. Even as a villain, you could never bring yourself to hate me."

"You want to know why?" Thaidakar lifted the hood, revealing his face. "Because there is no other way to get what I want. If I help you, it will ruin what I'm doing. Platypus, there are things in motion in TLT that I can only change if I do this. I cannot interfere in what you are doing with Desolation because, if I do, I will survive in the end. And if I survive in the end of all of this, it will not work. None of this will work. But, I will tell you one thing, I'm allowed to, anyways: You need to stop Desolation from getting Mordite. If Desolation gets Mordite, I want you to find me and kill me. Immediately." He walked forward, his clothes forming into his normal scholar's attire. He grabbed Platypus by his shoulders and looked directly into his eyes with his intense gaze, "Promise me that you'll do this for me, my friend. We may be enemies, but we've been friends as you keep insisting. We still are, I think."