The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

This consultant was Butt Venture.

[NameIess]

Someone else gave Butt an exasperated look. "Remind me again why I hired you?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Because I can say words with three sylables now."

[NameIess]

Someone else facepalmed. "I'm a better lawyer than you. And a better consultant."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortuantly Butt was the only other lawyer and consultant in TLT that was available at the time.

[NameIess]

Someone else decided now was a good time to get a law and consultant degree.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"You can't represent yourself in your own trial though." Replies the Universe.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Someone Else went to a planet where the laws said that he could represent himself at his own trial.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 6/9/2022 at 9:52 PM, Nameless said:

Nameless nodded gratefully. "Thanks." He held up his medallion, putting a hand on the Narrativium. "Alright. Bring order to Chaos. Easy." He focused, and the medallion started glowing. "Order... to... Chaos." The Narrativium started glowing, color rapidly shifting. "Order... Chaos. " The colors focused, changes slowing. Nameless' eyes glowed bright white, and he gasped suddenly, staring at the medallion in horror. "Order." He dropped the medallion as if burned, glow instantly going out, and stumbled back away from it, terrified.

The Knight jumped. "What was that?"

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

The Knight jumped. "What was that?"

Nameless shuddered. "I... can't make the Luxite." He gestured towards the medallion. "One of you mimes or consultants do it."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Samanth appeared, slapped the Knight, then vanished.

[NameIess]

Everyone gasped.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Straff the Danish pastry  chased down Samanth and slapped him.

[NameIess]

Then he exploded.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Straff the Danish pastry  chased down Samanth and slapped him.

As Straff was no longer human, but a food, the Quarkbeast ate him. Samanth was merely fulfilling Drozor's dying wish.

[NameIess]

Samanth's quiet reflection on Drozor's life was cut short by the Quarkbeast burping an explosion in his face.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar started peicing together his final orders. 

[NameIess]

An army of Ghanderflaffles interrupted Thaidakar quite rudely.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar smiled, standing up, "ah, I'm assuming this isn't my chick fil a order?" he drew an enormous shard-lightsaber.

[NameIess]

The leader of the army approached Thaidakar warily. "I don't suppose you ordered a sub sandwich?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"no, I ordered a spicy deluxe with extra sauce packets and fries."

[NameIess]

The general scratched her head. "Huh. Well, in that case, we're going to have to ask you to leave."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar looked around the study, then at the general, "no, im going to ask you to leave, this is my storming private study, go invade Nameless' private study if you really want one."

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar looked around the study, then at the general, "no, im going to ask you to leave, this is my storming private study, go invade Nameless' private study if you really want one."

The general looked at Thaidakar like he was crazy. "Do you think I want my soldiers to die?" She shook her head. "No, we're going to have to ask you to leave. This location is under the protection of the Ghanderflaffle empire. Anyone who enters is in extreme danger. I'm surprised you're still alive, honestly."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

The general looked at Thaidakar like he was crazy. "Do you think I want my soldiers to die?" She shook her head. "No, we're going to have to ask you to leave. This location is under the protection of the Ghanderflaffle empire. Anyone who enters is in extreme danger. I'm surprised you're still alive, honestly."

Thaidakar raised an eyebrow, "that seems quite ridiculous, let me grab my things." he started gathering his stuff.