The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

the emperor started a campaign against Scadrial.

With the general leading them, the Ghanderflaffle empire had conquered it within a week.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

6 minutes ago, Nameless said:

With the general leading them, the Ghanderflaffle empire had conquered it within a week.

suddenly a giant cockroach army destroyed half of the ghanderflaffles' major cities in a month.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

suddenly a giant cockroach army destroyed half of the ghanderflaffles' major cities in a month.

The general once again led her armies to victory against this new threat.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

The general once again led her armies to victory against this new threat.

suddenly the new emperor was assassinated by a bowl of punch.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

suddenly the new emperor was assassinated by a bowl of punch.

After the bowl of punch was executed for treason, a new emperor was elected Havius XXVII

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

After the bowl of punch was executed for treason, a new emperor was elected Havius XXVII

Havius was a respected leader, so when he was suddenly rejected by the merchant guild it was surprising.

[NameIess]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Havius was a respected leader, so when he was suddenly rejected by the merchant guild it was surprising.

But the merchant guild was irrelevant.

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

9 minutes ago, Nameless said:

But the merchant guild was irrelevant.

 

suddenly a giant chicken nugget monster ate one of the most important people in the empire.

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

suddenly a giant chicken nugget monster ate one of the most important people in the empire.

This person was (surprisingly) not Hoid.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

This person was (surprisingly) not Hoid.

it was Commander Yemoff.

[NameIess]

25 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

it was Commander Yemoff.

He was important because he was the only person in the whole empire who Darth Vader actually liked.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

He was important because he was the only person in the whole empire who Darth Vader actually liked.

suddenly Admiral Tarkin died at the hands of Darth Jar Jar.

[NameIess]

And that about wraps up TLT's weekly Star Wars crossover! Come back next time to discover exactly who the mysterious doctor Slabenstein is, and what horrifying experiments he's been conducting!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

this just in, in distant Montreal someone died!

[NameIess]

Oh my goodness! It looks like they were a super famous person!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

they were none other than Biance. she was on tour.

[NameIess]

In other news, this cute puppy video has gone viral! More on that after the break

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

the ad started playing.

The newest Ghanderflaffle emperor was onscreen.

[NameIess]

"Hello. I am the Ghanderflaffle emperor. As part of my coronation celebrations, I am going to... is that a bowl of punch? What's it doing here? Wait, hold on stop! Guards! Stop that bowl before it-fiansasidja dnfldkfasj=fsdlfljaflisfjlijfdljmldngbfhklj"

Unfortunately, we are experiencing some technical difficulties. Anyways, let's move on to that cute puppy video

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

the puppy was wrestling with a giant rabbit named Herb.

[NameIess]

Then Found the kitten ate... a carrot.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

the carrot became alive and killed the kitten from the inside.

[NameIess]

Not Found the kitten. Another random kitten. Found the kitten had a portal for a stomach.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Luckily Bert the Mouse sent his armies to murder Found the Kitten along with Not Found the Kitten.

[NameIess]

Found the kitten ate them all.