The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

A Ghanderflaffle burst into the Cadmium bubble, followed closely by several of his friends.

"Though uncultured cretin! Though hast spat upon the honor of my kinswoman! All that is left to thee be to die with what faint honor though hast left in thine blackened soul!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Found the Kitten appeared out of Somewhere and ate one of the Ghanderflaffles before returning to Somewhere.

[NameIess]

The remaining Ghanderflaffles brandished rapiers. "Have at thee!"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"It wast not me, and I shall endevor to bring back thy fair lady."

[NameIess]

The Ghanderflaffles were too caught up in their tradgedy reenactment to stop now. "We are not fooled by thine quicksilver tongue you accursed Narrator! Indeed, our blades shall strike all the harder for thine treacherous words."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard correctly played a Uno reverse and reversed time to when ?izard was put in a box.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, uno hadn't been invented in the times of Shakespeare, so it didn't work.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard pulled out his weapon to fix time. It was a fat black cat.

[NameIess]

Three Ghanderflaffles fainted in shock. "Woah is I! For the blackest omen of that grim specter, death, is upon me! Ever I have feared this day, but no! If death be my destiny, I shall face it with honor!" With these words, the last Ghanderflaffle struck Wizard in the face with his rapier.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This took ?izard in the face and as the illusion melted he returned to his box once again.

[NameIess]

The Ghanderflaffle then gave a thirty minute soliloquy before falling off a cliff by accident on the way home to marry his beloved.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The cat yawned and returned to sleep by Wizard.

[NameIess]

Then Found the kitten ate it.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," howled Wizard as he balefired the last two pages.

[NameIess]

This unfortunately caused the black cat's creation to be retconned. It had never existed.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"This is better than my cat being eaten," replied Wizard.

[NameIess]

Then Found the kitten ate ?'s box.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard petted Found "You're a good kitty." Found started purring.

[NameIess]

Found stared at Wizard's fingers hungrily.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard pulled out a jar and started feeding found the fingers of his enemies from the jar.

[NameIess]

Found the kitten wandered away disinterestedly. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard created a Dungeon crawler called...

[NameIess]

The myth of Zalde.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was a 8-bit game.

[The Isochronism he/him]

Luckily, there was an update you could instal. Unfortunately, it was expensive.