The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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Link was shocked that somebody could misunderstand him like this. He shrugged and chopped a bush to reveal some hidden stairs.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt fell unconcious at this as he knew of no passage ways under the stairs.

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Link shrugged and went through the dungeon, then returned and dropped the Four Sword next to Butt.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt tried to ask Link to teach him the sword but he messed up again.

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Link ran off to go save princess Zelda and stop Ganon.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

But Ganon had been replaced by ? Eizard and now Ganon was his...

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Completely unrelated fellow evil person that lived on the other side of Hyrule.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

But ? Eizard ruled all with his pal Ganon. This was looking to be the worst situation Hyrule had found itself in a year.

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So Link pulled out the ultimate weapon: A fishing rod.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Link was redirected to the Treacherous Tower to empower his fishing rod.

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There he needed to complete the trials of Water, Air, and Fire in order to receive the Master Rod.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Link went to the water trial. He spent hours manipulating the water level until finally he reached the end and died

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But fortunately he had a fairy, so he came back to life and completed the trial.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Now he was physically, emotionally, and magically ready to receive the master rod

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But he still had two multi-hour long trials to go.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He sped ran those and set record high's as it only took him thirty minutes for each trial.

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Then he realized that he could've just clipped into the chest and claimed the Master Rod without any of the hassle. But still, he had the Master rod, and was almost prepared to go do epic battle with Ganon.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He still needed the red mail and the red ring, but both were hidden in Ganon's fortress.

[NameIess]

And Ganon's fortress was sealed off as long as ?izard was still alive.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This created quite a problem, but Link sent Butt of at ?izard.

[NameIess]

With the power of the Four Sword, Butt should have a decent chance at victory.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Well he should have but he crossed the barrier into ?izard's land and landed in a mario & luigi RPG.

[NameIess]

This was unfortunate, and caused all of Hyrule to be decimated during the time it took Butt to escape.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

But this was nothing new and Link had grown up while Butt was trapped.

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And he'd gotten all the best gear in the game and learned speedrun strats for all the bosses.