The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

"You might use that pen," suggested James.

"I have no idea who you are, but that's a good idea." There was no paper nearby, so Drama used her arm. She wrote: "Once upon a time in the Overlord's palace, a woman named Drama and an author named Fadran dropped in the middle of the throne room and saved a man named Not-Fadran from execution"

What she wrote immediately happened. No one knew how they saved Not-Fadran, but it didn't really matter.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, DramaQueen said:

"I have no idea who you are, but that's a good idea." There was no paper nearby, so Drama used her arm. She wrote: "Once upon a time in the Overlord's palace, a woman named Drama and an author named Fadran dropped in the middle of the throne room and saved a man named Not-Fadran from execution"

What she wrote immediately happened. No one knew how they saved Not-Fadran, but it didn't really matter.

"That's not using the pen," pointed out James. "That's using your Narrator powers."

[Channelknight Fadran]

Author Fadran takes the pen and throws it at the Overlord.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless shot down the plot with a randomness gun. Nixon suddenly appeared and began to give a speech about gophers.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Author Fadran takes the pen and throws it at the Overlord.

Narrator X wondered when an Author got involved in this.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Narrator X wondered when an Author got involved in this.

When an Author wanted to, of course.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

When an Author wanted to, of course.

X advised him to leave it to Narrator Fadran.

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

X advised him to leave it to Narrator Fadran.

Fine.

Narrator Fadran is.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X was happy.

The thrown pen did not travel very far, unfortunately- only about as far as you would expect a thrown object to travel. James picked it up with a raised eyebrow.

[NameIess]

5 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Truthless shot down the plot with a randomness gun. Nixon suddenly appeared and began to give a speech about gophers.

Nameless grabbed Truthless and shoved him over. "This is council-sponsored plot. No ending it. You're on this council, and we have granted you the rank of council-member."

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

X was happy.

The thrown pen did not travel very far, unfortunately- only about as far as you would expect a thrown object to travel. James picked it up with a raised eyebrow.

Author Narrator Fadran shrugs. "Can I have my pen back?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X gently carved the winds to break up the fight between the council members.

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

Author Narrator Fadran shrugs. "Can I have my pen back?"

James handed it back. "Do you know what this is?" he asked.

Edited July 29, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Channelknight Fadran]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Narrator X gently carved the winds to break up the fight between the council members.

James handed it back. "Do you know what this is?" he asked.

"No. No, I do not."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"It's an Archivist pen," said James. "Not a particularly powerful one, but it's got to start somewhere, eh?"

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless grabbed Truthless and shoved him over. "This is council-sponsored plot. No ending it. You're on this council, and we have granted you the rank of council-member."

Truthless pulled out Gary the Rock from underneath his robes. “Lo and behold! The embodiment of randomness! I snuck him into the council!”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X sighed.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger had thought he was the embodiment of randomness, but he remembered was just the embodiment of a poor understanding of quantum physics.

So he teleported outside the Overlord's castle and used WorldEdit to turn all the burned land into Soul Sand.

[Channelknight Fadran]

6 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"It's an Archivist pen," said James. "Not a particularly powerful one, but it's got to start somewhere, eh?"

"So you... want me... to be an archivist?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

19 minutes ago, Ashbringer said:

Schrodinger had thought he was the embodiment of randomness, but he remembered was just the embodiment of a poor understanding of quantum physics.

So he teleported outside the Overlord's castle and used WorldEdit to turn all the burned land into Soul Sand.

Except that he made a mistake and accidentally turned himself into soul sand.

19 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"So you... want me... to be an archivist?"

James shrugged. "The choice is yours," he said. "You don't have to be an archivist to use the pen."

@Channelknight Fadran

Edited July 29, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless struggled to step forwards. Then he placed down three wither skulls in a row.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Truthless struggled to step forwards. Then he placed down three wither skulls in a row.

They rolled off and were cleaned up.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Rats!” Truthless said. “I was expecting some more explosions...”

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger volunteered to clean up the wither skulls.

"Wait, why do I hear boss music?" he said, before abruptly exploding into Schrodinwither.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X suggested a supernova a couple stars over.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinwither misheard and began summoning Withers a couple stars over.