The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Nameless asked him where he stood on the DramaQueen issue.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

"Yes." said A.C., weary of a trap.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Traps were surprisingly common for AC, so he had grown tired of them.

[NameIess]

Nameless voted to let A.C onto the council.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A.C. made a fist pump to himself, and then lept up on a big chair. He pulled out a white, poofy wig and put it on.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X cautioned to wait for Drama's statement on the matter.

@DramaQueen

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A.C. agreed with the caution. He was on the council now, so he needed to be responsible.

He put on his responsible face. It looked like a not-half-bad smolder.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The audience was suitably entertained.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

But they were subtly angered.

[NameIess]

Nameless voted that Nightblood be allowed onto the council.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But since Nightblood was missing, the vote was rendered void.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A.C. voted Truthless be put on the council, but only if he wanted to.

[NameIess]

Nameless voted against Truthless on grounds of needing an odd number of council members in order to remove possibility of a deadlocked vote.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless came, but tracked down a rock named Gary to be on the council as well in order to make it odd.

[NameIess]

Nameless replied that unfortunately, Gary seemed rather... easy to manipulate.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Drama arrived, nervous.

"I just wanted *sob* to have a cool signature. *sniffle* I don't want to bring this thread down, I swear!"

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

"We've all been on a quest for a cool signature! But, Miss Drama, what you must understand is that with a great signature comes great responsibility!"

He turns to the other council members.

Edited July 29, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[NameIess]

Nameless stood up.

"As punishment for her vanity and irresbonsibility, I propose that @DramaQueen be sentenced to a term of no less than three hundred years in Azkaban, followed by execution by Guillotine.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

"WAIT! I changed my signature, can't you please let me off with a warning?"

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless shrugged. “You know, I’m on mobile, so I don’t even see signatures. It makes no difference to me. Gary, what do you think?”

Gary only gave Truthless a stony look.

[NameIess]

Nameless coughed.

"Truthless, you are not on this council, and neither is Gary. Narrator X would have to vote on that in order to break the tie, and even then, Gary would not be on the council, as A.C only voted for you."

He turned to @DramaQueen

"As you have changed your signature, I will reduce my suggested sentence. I suggest public service; You must start plot on The Longest Thread or assist plot in growing."

[Channelknight Fadran]

Author Fadran descends from the heavens. It's unclear why he was ever there in the first place.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Drama nods her head, then screams as giant llamas intrude on the council meeting, jealous that they were not included. They stampede over Author Fadran, killing him instantly.

[NameIess]

Author          shoves Fadran back into the heavens.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X saw no overt harm in Drama's sentence.

Edited July 29, 2020 by xinoehp512