The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

One person could though...

[AonEne he/him]

There were 1,031 of them. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1031 people named One person that is.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they pulled out the big guns.

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Edited June 8, 2020 by xinoehp512

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Unbeknownst to the fighters, two workers were bringing in coffins for the funeral. 

Edited June 8, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[xinoehp512 he/him]

One of the ninjas tripped over them by mistake.

[AonEne he/him]

The person who’d been tripped over angrily threw back their hood to reveal... 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dr Who Octopus.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Who had come to steal all of the snacks from the funeral. 

[AonEne he/him]

Ene’s ghost literally slapped his face off. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

His glare fried the ninja who had had the audacity to trip over him.

His metal face ripped free, revealing the circuitry behind it.

Edited June 8, 2020 by xinoehp512

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

And beneath his face was...

(Ninjas sliced away at Salad in the background) 

Edited June 8, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The face of an octopus.

[Lunamor she/her]

From the Pirates of the Caribbean Universe.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Micro-bots swarmed to repair the damage.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

“We can make sushi with this!” Salad exclaimed, and tried to pry the octopus free from the microbots.

Edited June 8, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dr Who Octopus, displeased, took one of her croutons and ate it.

[AonEne he/him]

Narrator Ene was shocked, as that was an extremely rude thing to do to salads. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But Dr Who Octopus wasn't done.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Salad became enraged, and started hacking away at the octopus. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The octopus devoured her remaining croutons in retaliation.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Salad died. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X sighed and added another name to the funeral list.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene waved hello excitedly. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna gave Salad the ghost initiation high five.