The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

And force them to clean the entirety of their alleys, as opposed to just the parts that were in the light.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Causing the necessitation of a horrendous expenditure on cleaning supplies.

Edited June 7, 2020 by xinoehp512

[NameIess]

They had to actually pay people.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A man in the Dim Alley started talking to his son:

“Everything the light touches is our kingdom. And it hecking takes a lot of money to clean it.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They had to host a bake sale to pay for it all.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Unfortunately, they were out of sugar.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they had to get creative.

[Jaywalk he/him]

They replaced the sugar with fairy dust.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

They thought it was the kind that made you fly...

[NameIess]

And it was! Although it also made you turn into a zombie.

[Jaywalk he/him]

A zombie goldfish.

[NameIess]

Of doom.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But only on the 31st of November.

[NameIess]

The rest of the year, it turned them into normal flying zombies.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With an aversion to peanut butter.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

And cookies.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But especially waffles.

[NameIess]

In fact, they hated waffles so much that they hunted down and murdered anyone with waffles in their possession.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Luckily, they had a weakness to grilled cheese sandwiches.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Butt sent them an invitation to his grilled cheese restaurant.

Edited June 8, 2020 by Jaywalk

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was grilled blue cheese

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The fungus on the cheese cured the zombies.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And his winning smile charmed them all.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they stayed to buy the swiss sandwiches too.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

They then devoted the rest of there life to righting the wrongs they did through community service.