The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

These visions only propelled them to work faster for they showed them a horrible future in which they didn't succeed and the ghanderflaffle empire took over.

Edited June 1, 2020 by Silva

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They worked themselves to undeath.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

And when about to crash, they'd cut one another and drink their colleagues' coffee-laced blood to keep themselves awake.

[Silva]

They still failed.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

They tore at their hair and screamed, "We should've made them radishes! Radishes! Not turnips!"

[Silva]

But it was too late.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

So they went out into the sun after 13 long years in the lab, and offered a sacrificial dance to the Godmodders' God - The Godfodder.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And beheld turnips!

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

They cried tears of coffee-laced blood and the courtyard was filled with maniacal laughter as the insomniac scientists discovered the secret to Godmodder Transformation - The Turnip Dance.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Under the light of the dying moon, they performed the ritual.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

The Godfodder was pleased.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Then Truthless godmodded their success into rutabagas.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

The Godfodder said, "A great name for a turnip. I invented that long ago when I got tired of the word turnip." 

[Jaywalk he/him]

A turnip famine began.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the scientists had their turnips, so they didn't care.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Some of the turnips had personalities that matched their names and creators - Turnhipster (young gun), Turncoat (traitor gun), Turnitin (security gun), Turnobyl (nuclear powered), Turnippon (japanese made)

[AonEne he/him]

There were also a couple of Rosharan lurnips mixed in, but no one could tell them apart. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which would prove disastrous. 

[AonEne he/him]

As they tasted completely different. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The scientists would become terribly depressed after tasting them.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

, and the only ritual they could perform would be a half-hearted Cupid Shuffle.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which would only get them half a radish, at best.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because Jaywalk was easily mistaken for Chaos at high speed

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Crikey that’s scary

The half radish suddenly gained sentience. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Then a thermonuke hit it