The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

There was a collective intake of breath.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because Butt was collecting breath (not BioChromatic Breath, just breath)

[The_Archivist he/him]

He was strange in that way.

[Lunamor she/her]

He was doing a study on halitosis because he loved Mary Poppins.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

He had a collection of jars that various people had breathed into. 

[The_Archivist he/him]

And he sold them on the green market.

Edited May 31, 2020 by The_Archivist

[Lunamor she/her]

They were able to be weaponized in an emergency, as he had been researching how to increase their stink (for perfectly scientific reasons, of course).

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Anyone within a mile radius was affected by the stink breath jars.

[Lunamor she/her]

They were banned in most wars.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

The Great Jellyfish-Balloon War had suffered too many casualties. 

[The_Archivist he/him]

After the Jellyfish started putting the jars in the Balloons, no side was winning anymore.

Edited May 31, 2020 by The_Archivist

[Lunamor she/her]

It simply wasn't worth one half of the population losing their sense of smell and the other half barfing every few minutes.

[The_Archivist he/him]

And so, peace was reached, but at what cost?

[AonEne he/him]

The cost of Narrator Ene having finished reading the thread.  

Spoiler

I may have skimmed one or two parts, but Star gave me a summary. 

 

[The_Archivist he/him]

Now all shall bow before her power.

Seriously, what?! How did you do that?

[AonEne he/him]

To be fair, it took me a long time, I’d participated in the beginning, and again I did skim a couple parts. It was a ride.  

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

That is some serious dedication. I don’t think I’d have the patience for it 

Except for Jeremy. 

[The_Archivist he/him]

Jeremy had a mustache, and as everyone knows, a mustache is like the aluminium of narrative powers.

[AonEne he/him]

I had to take some long breaks  

Ene told Jeremy he was only a mustache and glasses to her. 

Edit: ARE WE THINKING OF THE SAME JEREMY

Edited May 31, 2020 by AonEne

[NameIess]

Jeremy was very sad.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

For he had wanted to be friends with Ene. 

[NameIess]

He decided to go skydiving to relieve some stress.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

But accidentally bought a pie-diving ticket instead. 

[The_Archivist he/him]

3 hours ago, AonEne said:

Edit: ARE WE THINKING OF THE SAME JEREMY

That depends, is he real?

Which was very fun, but only stressed him out more.

[Silva]

Jeremy decided to do something drastic.