The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The SRA took him into custody to remove the spikes.

[The_Archivist he/him]

But Archivist bribed them with waffles.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So, by agency code, they had to refer him to their superiors.

[The_Archivist he/him]

Who he bribed as well.

[Silva]

He was taken to a superior who didn't like waffles or approve of their use as currency.

[The_Archivist he/him]

To him he offered pancakes.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He preferred cold, hard cash.

[Silva]

The bribe failed.

[The_Archivist he/him]

Horrified by this monster of a person, Archivist spiked him with a spike made out of cold, hard coins, just like he wanted.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless wondered why nearly ten hours later, he still had no upvotes to give.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The ninjas were still hoarding them. 

[The_Archivist he/him]

1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Truthless wondered why nearly ten hours later, he still had no upvotes to give.

I know right? Something is really weird about that.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless tried to reason with the ninjas. “Ninjas, please, I need those upvotes to celebrate everyone who posted on the thousandth page!”

When that didn’t work, Truthless tried reverse psychology. “Fine, I didn’t even want those upvotes. You guys just keep those worthless pieces of junk.“

When that didn’t work, Truthless declared war.

Yeah, I think it’s a twenty-four hour timer or something.

Edited May 28, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

10 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

Horrified by this monster of a person, Archivist spiked him with a spike made out of cold, hard coins, just like he wanted.

The man's expression didn't change as he ordered Archivist to be imprisoned.

[The_Archivist he/him]

So Archivist FTL travelled away.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That is, he caught a bus from the Femorian Travel League. 

[The_Archivist he/him]

Then he continued happily munching on waffles and saw a ninja army prepared for war. 

Edited May 28, 2020 by The_Archivist

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Ninja stars flew towards the bus.

              
 x             x
 +            x    +

   _____________
 _/_|[][][][][] | - -
(      FTL      | - -          
=--OO-------OO--

[The_Archivist he/him]

So the bus used FTL travel.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A Five Terameter Leap.

[The_Archivist he/him]

Which placed them in Ninja HQ.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

After a day of vertical traveling.

[The_Archivist he/him]

They were all starving and started eating Ninjas.                            

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So the driver kicked them all off.

[Jaywalk he/him]

On account of a shuriken in his knee.