xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 The SRA took him into custody to remove the spikes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 But Archivist bribed them with waffles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 So, by agency code, they had to refer him to their superiors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 Who he bribed as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 He was taken to a superior who didn't like waffles or approve of their use as currency. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 To him he offered pancakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 He preferred cold, hard cash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 The bribe failed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 Horrified by this monster of a person, Archivist spiked him with a spike made out of cold, hard coins, just like he wanted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 Truthless wondered why nearly ten hours later, he still had no upvotes to give. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 The ninjas were still hoarding them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Truthless wondered why nearly ten hours later, he still had no upvotes to give. I know right? Something is really weird about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 (edited) Truthless tried to reason with the ninjas. “Ninjas, please, I need those upvotes to celebrate everyone who posted on the thousandth page!” When that didn’t work, Truthless tried reverse psychology. “Fine, I didn’t even want those upvotes. You guys just keep those worthless pieces of junk.“ When that didn’t work, Truthless declared war. Yeah, I think it’s a twenty-four hour timer or something. Edited May 28, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 10 minutes ago, The_Archivist said: Horrified by this monster of a person, Archivist spiked him with a spike made out of cold, hard coins, just like he wanted. The man's expression didn't change as he ordered Archivist to be imprisoned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 So Archivist FTL travelled away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 That is, he caught a bus from the Femorian Travel League. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 (edited) Then he continued happily munching on waffles and saw a ninja army prepared for war. Edited May 28, 2020 by The_Archivist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 Ninja stars flew towards the bus. x x + x + _____________ _/_|[][][][][] | - - ( FTL | - - =--OO-------OO-- 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 So the bus used FTL travel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 A Five Terameter Leap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 Which placed them in Ninja HQ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 After a day of vertical traveling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 They were all starving and started eating Ninjas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 So the driver kicked them all off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 On account of a shuriken in his knee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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