The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Due to their extended experience with his digestive tract, they were rather bland.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But they were still useful.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Truthless left them out to farm upvotes for a couple centuries.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So far he had collected a little over thirteen hundred.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The upvotes could then be used as currency. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

To bribe the mods to give him unlimited power on the forums.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Unfortunately, each indivdual upvote equated to only about 3.5 cents of purchasing power.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So that left him with about 46 dollars.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

About 524262 dollars short of his goal.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The goal was to....

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

NINJA EVERYONE TO THE ENDS OF THE SHARD.

He also began stealing upvotes from other people to achieve his goal.

Edited May 26, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar
Ninja’d

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Edits cascaded down as history was rewritten. 

Law enforcement was notified of the thievery.

Edited May 26, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

When he was caught, his punishment was...

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless smack es his forehead as he realized that his third edit ninja’d Xino’s first edit.

Truthless screamed in agony as he was ninja’d once again.

Edited May 26, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

To upvote every post on the Shard at least once.

Ninjas swarmed the thread, armed with endless ninja stars.

        x + x + x

 x + x + x
          + x + x +

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[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

This would take a little over 45000 days, or 123 years.

Edited May 26, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he hired the ninjas to do it for him.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And suddenly, everyone’s spam in the Forum Games and Random Stuff sub-forum began to pay off.

[Experience he/him]

Sadly, the ninjas took even longer to do this task because they ran out of their endless supply of ninja stars.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they had to go to the Ninja Store™.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Where black looks good on anyone!”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the store was all out of ninja stars.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So the ninja’d were forced to make origami paper starts from sticky notes instead.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Surprisingly, they were extremely effective.

[Silva]

Butt Venture had secretly Soulcast them into something practical.