The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

They didn't have noses, nor taste buds.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They only ate to survive.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So it was odd that overripe avocado would be considered a delicacy.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Apparently a chemical released during its decay had unusual effects on their metabolism.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

It made them fat.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which was seen as a good thing.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

As it was considered a compliment to the chef.

[Silva]

And one never wanted to miss an opportunity to compliment the chef.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Most people preferred to insult the chef though.

[Lunamor she/her]

For the chef was Butt Venture.

[Silva]

For some reason, Butt appreciated the poor treatment he received.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He saw it as a testament to his ability to irritate.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

A part of his Code of Ultimate Aggravation.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Called CUA for short.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Oftentimes the Cause of Untimely Annihilation

[+Doomstick he/him]

The annihilation was usually too late

[Jaywalk he/him]

When around Grandpa Smedry.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was a cause of much consternation to Butt.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He thought it was constipation though

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he bought some laxatives.

[Silva]

They didn't solve his issue.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But they did make for great laundry detergent.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

And a massive amount of embarrassing noise. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But Butt had no social life, so it was fine.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

He spent plenty of time waffling with this voice inside his head.