The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Bob liked dangerous chemicals.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Such as chlorine trifluoride.

[+Ark1002]

A chemical made of condensed butter hoid

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Just in time to witness jerry beating up the person who tried to eat him.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Bob edged away from the killer lauraceae.

[NameIess]

Bob decided to use some dangerous chemicals to make a cookie for @The Awakened Salad.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

When Salad bit it, it exploded.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Lettuce went everywhere. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Bob made another cookie with just mildly hazardous chemicals to see if that would work any better.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

After reassembling themselves back into their bowl, Salad took a small nibble. 

[Lunamor she/her]

This time lettuce only went some places.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

One piece of lettuce fell on Luna’s nose. 

[Lunamor she/her]

She couldn't help but comically, and violently, sneeze.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

"Lettuce stop this nonsense of sending me elsewhere," Salad said, "for I cannot leaf this place. Ever."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

She was locked in a glass display case.

[+Doomstick he/him]

In Tom Joebob’s house

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A plaque on the box proclaimed her name and species to passerby.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

She decided that plastic boxes were better than glass display cases.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So she called out to a random passerby to replace hers.

[Silva]

The random passerby ignored her.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

He accidentlly placed her in a smoothie maker.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A freak tornado hit the building.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

She used abrasion and the winds did not affect her.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

But the blades of the smoothie maker did.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Reducing her into a midday snack for the healthfully minded.