The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Experience he/him]

Plot refused to attend the quest.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So Gerald reluctantly went without him.

[The_Archivist he/him]

As Plot was whipped nearly to death.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

An antagonist suddenly appeared!

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

It was fredie da fuzzy foozie bear!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald let out a squid call of terror.

[The_Archivist he/him]

Which caused all the squids in the world to panic.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And ink themselves.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was a terrible mess.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was a terrible mess

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was a horrendous mess.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It got all over their new pants!

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Alas! They ran out of bathroom tissues.

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[The Awakened Salad they/them]

So they had to settle for paper towel.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

These are rough uncertain times.

[NameIess]

Said Larry the zucchini.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With a mouth full of ink.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

To an Avacado.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Named Jerry.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

It is the last thing he hears before Jerry is made into guacamole. 

[Silva]

Then someone tried to eat Jerry.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

But Jerry was a master of Kung-fu, and even though he was dead could still beat them up.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Bob walked into the thread.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And was immediately given a grilled cheese sandwich.

[Silva]

But Bob didn't like grilled cheese sandwiches.