The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick decided to make a cool thing that makes cookies a different kind of cookies

[Experience he/him]

Experience appears inside the igloo. "What I'd this quest about Nameless? And can't you just narrate your leg to be better?"

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Salad asked if Stick could make some shortbread cookies. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Well, they have a half-life of a few milliseconds, and turn into other cookies

[NameIess]

5 minutes ago, Experience said:

Experience appears inside the igloo. "What I'd this quest about Nameless? And can't you just narrate your leg to be better?"

"Because In the past 72 hours or so, my powers have been stolen and taken back, I've fought a narrator, a narrator shard, and another narrator, been split into two copies of myself, and faked my death. I could barely narrate a flea right now."

Edited April 16, 2020 by Nameless

[Experience he/him]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Because In the past 72 hours or so, my powers have been stolen and taken back, I've fought a narrator, a narrator shard, and another narrator, been split into two copies of myself, and faked my death. I could barely narrate a flea right now."

"Interesting. Well, I guess if Archivest wants to, I will go with them. But again, what Is the point of this quest?"

Edited April 16, 2020 by Experience

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"Because In the past 72 hours or so, my powers have been stolen and taken back, I've fought a narrator, a narrator shard, and another narrator, been split into two copies of myself, and faked my death. I could barely narrate a flea right now."

That’s just because you Narrated that you couldn’t 

[NameIess]

Just now, The Last Post said:

That’s just because you Narrated that you couldn’t 

Shh, I need a break. Plot is hard.

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

Shh, I need a break. Plot is hard.

And not supposed to be here

[NameIess]

Just now, The Last Post said:

And not supposed to be here

Matter of debate.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Matter of debate.

No, it’s not, an entire thread was made so tLT wouldn’t have Plot

[The_Archivist he/him]

9 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless sighed, but let Archivist in. "You know, I am glad that you stopped by. I was going to take @Experience on a quest to help them learn to narrate better, but with my leg broken... Could the two of you go on a quest together? If both of you don't mind, of course. I've got the map right here, in fact." Nameless handed Archivist an ancient piece of paper covered in strange blotches.

Queeeeeest... Archivist makes a paper hat out of the map.

1 minute ago, Experience said:

"Interesting. Well, I guess if Archivest wants to, I will go with them. But again, what I'd the point of this quest?"

Of course I do! But I must warn you, I was supposed to deliver Nameless some pain killers for his leg, and I thought they were Tic-tacs. Here you go! Archivist hands Nameless an empty orange box.

[Experience he/him]

Experience narrates Nameless' leg to be better so they don't have to go on a quest with a crazy person by themselves.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, The Last Post said:

No, it’s not, an entire thread was made so tLT wouldn’t have Plot

Plot is optional. If the entire thread is against it except for one two people, then no. If one person is against it, and the rest for it, then yes. I believe that the task of the narrator is to make the thread enjoyable. If plot is not enjoyable, then the plot should end.

1 minute ago, Experience said:

Experience narrates Nameless' leg to be better so they don't have to go on a quest with a crazy person by themselves.

Nameless immediately went into a coma from the narrative backlash. Now he couldn't tell the two adventurers about the dangers ahead of them.

[The_Archivist he/him]

Adveeeeentuuuuuuure.

You do realise you could just narrate my "craziness" away, right?

Edited April 16, 2020 by The_Archivist

[Jaywalk he/him]

The craziness, my friend, is what makes TLT what it is.

One day, a wizard was gathering a team for an epic quest.

[NameIess]

But no one wanted to go on a quest with him. Not after what happened to the last group...

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Then a Waffle named Bobsky-Pants said that he wanted to go on said epic quest.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

James grinned as he popped out of thin air.

A quest? he said with excitement. That sounds like my kind of thing.

[+Doomstick he/him]

“Sorry! I don’t want any adventures, thank you. Not Today. Good morning! But please come to tea – any time you like! Why not tomorrow? Good bye!”
The problem with Plot is that it is exclusive.

Edited April 16, 2020 by The Last Post

[Jaywalk he/him]

This quest will be of randomness, not plot.

The wizard proclaimed they were to rescue the Great Water Fish from its prison on the beach.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He invited them all over to tea at @The Last Post's.

It doesn't have to be exclusive.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A.C. gathered his questy things, including a backpack, some beef jerky, and a monocle.

“You don’t mind if I bring these in, do you @The Last Post?”

Edited April 16, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Butte Venture suddenly appeared, very prepped for adventure.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Bobsky-Pants was totally oblivious to what they were questing out to do, but was enthusiastic nonetheless.