The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"The Silent one... is helping us?" Astral asked. It was one of the only times she let a sliver of fear show in her eyes.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Oh yeah, Silence gets pissed when people screw with the rules, explained Aqua with an almost bored tone. He wouldn't hurt us, don't worry.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Astral looked on edge. "I didn't break your rules..." she mumbled. She shivered.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ookla The Narrator said:

Astral looked on edge. "I didn't break your rules..." she mumbled. She shivered.

Right, so he's not going to hurt you, explained Aqua in an exaggerated fashion, as if she were speaking to a three-year-old.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Astral bared her teeth. "Then why," she growled, "did he rip me from my Author and keep me as his prisoner for 300 pages!"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

No clue, said Aqua dispassionately. Silence works in mysterious ways.

[Jaywalk he/him]

“But he’s not as corrupt as Congress,” Jimmy added.

[+Ark1002]

Jimmy gets eradicated from existence. Because the plot is getting boring.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Just like watching cheerleading.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

29 minutes ago, Ookla the Blue said:

No clue, said Aqua dispassionately. Silence works in mysterious ways.

Astral rolled her eyes, continuing to run. 

"Say, how far do we have left to go?" Sophie asked. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Hi, could someone explain?

[Jaywalk he/him]

I don’t have any idea what’s happening anymore.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

29 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Hi, could someone explain?

Okay, here goes:

Aqua, and Sophie were going to rescue Xinhoep (I seriously need help spelling that) from a comatose state ontop of some mountain, that only Aqua knows the directions to.

Astral was in a forest consuming small woodland creatures.

FT, that's me, was waiting in the wings for his glorious arrival.

After seeing Astral maniacally laughing, FT suggested counseling for her, Sophie, and TVG. 

Sophie appeared on a reclining couch, in a jail cell for some reason, where FT psychoanalysed her. After this session, an assortment of friends, that should mostly be inanimate, join Sophie and Aqua on their quest to save Xinohep.

FT transports them to a white expanse, where they plan their attack. Aqua overrules their planning ad they all appear in a magical clearing.

Meanwhile we have canonical issues about conditioner.

Suddenly, withergeists attack Sophie and her crew. She threw up a shield around her and Sophie, leaving FT to fend for himself. At this time FT screams at Sophie to use conditioner, secretly Narrating the power of her spear into it. TVG steps in and destroys the conditioner.

FT was unhappy with TVG, who says, while FT is running from the withergeists, that Sophie needs to do things on her own for her character growth. 

FT tells Sophie that counselling bills are more expensive if the counselor is dead, Sophie saves FT with her spear, and joyously hops around.

FT apologizes to TVG, the inanimate objects join the crew again. But in the sky, there is canonical problems threatening to destroy the foundation of TLT, and then--the ghanderflaffle empire is rising, again.

Luna threw a fish grenade at the ghanderflaffle empire, where Sergant someone, and Jimmy, the ghanderflaffle, attempt to disarm it.

Jimmy disappears shortly after his moustache explodes. He meets the Dark Voice, the newest villain in TLT.

Meanwhile, the inanimate objects lose their influence on the travelling group, FT gets left behind, Luna gives FT some snickerdoodle, Astral joins the traveling crew, and Withy, adopted son of FT, is travelling with a flock of withergeists to hinder Sophie and her crew.

Narrators take opposite sides against the travelling crew i.e. someone throws a thermonuke at Sophie, but the second Narrator says that it was actually at a different thermonuke, or it exploded into a thousand flowers. Then, Jimmy is eradicated from existence, which may or may not be permanent.

Sophie, Astral, and Aqua are almost there.

[Lunamor she/her]

*slow claps*

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

You forgot to mention that Astral joined the crew because Xino is her old friend, but other than that it was pretty decent. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Dark Voice is actually a withergeist under Withy's control.

3 hours ago, Ookla The Narrator said:

Astral rolled her eyes, continuing to run. 

"Say, how far do we have left to go?" Sophie asked. 

We're almost there, said Aqua. Just to the top of the mountain. Y'know, I think we've made it!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Ookla the Blue said:

The Dark Voice is actually a withergeist under Withy's control.

We're almost there, said Aqua. Just to the top of the mountain. Y'know, I think we've made it!

"Yay!!!" Sophie said, raising her spear triumphantly. "So... where's Xinoehp?"

[FatherTiempo he/him]

Either she isn't looking in the right direction, or it's plot twist time. 

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, in an unrelated pocket dimension. The ganderflaffle empire was finally destroyed, it's constant risings and fallings permanently ceased, forever, for all eternity. This was because the "rocket" they had strapped onto their empire had turned out to contain infinite energy, just like the salesman told them. It was actually an anti-matter bomb.

[+Ed Venture]

But only the version of the empire in that dimension. All the others rode the blast to rise even higher.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

ART. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 hour ago, Llstml said:

Meanwhile, in an unrelated pocket dimension. The ganderflaffle empire was finally destroyed, it's constant risings and fallings permanently ceased, forever, for all eternity. This was because the "rocket" they had strapped onto their empire had turned out to contain infinite energy, just like the salesman told them. It was actually an anti-matter bomb.

Except for whatever reason, it kept rising.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The mountaintop was pocked with holes, sloping down one of them must hold Xino

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT sat beside an empty reclining chair, snacking on snickerdoodle. He leaned back in his chair. "Counseling isn't quite the same without a patient."

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

I approach and search for the source of the snickerdoodle.