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“Oh good!” Jimmy said, elated.

"Wait just a minute," a voice said, coming from seemingly no where. Except... everywhere at once, too. It was the Light Voice, who was sometimes very hard to hear. "Dark Voice, I should have known you were behind this. Jimmy, quick, you need to distance yourself from the Dark Voice."

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Lord Licorice, Mr. Mint, and Princess Lolly led a rebellion against Queen Frostine, first seizing valuable resources in sherbert explosives.

Mama Nut sided with Queen Frostine, sending the peanut children against the newly liberated gingerbread men.

Jimmy watched in horror.

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The large head of the Herald descended on the game board. Peanut children and gingerbread pieces flew through the air. Gloppy's tears flowed. Lord Licorice, Mr. Mint, Princess Lolly, and Queen Frostine were locked in ferocious combat.

Jimmy looked down at his feet, and saw the still corpse of King Kandy.

It's always the red wire.

Jimmy reached up and cut the red wire, diffusing the situation.

Spoiler

21,001 Pages!!

Yay!

 

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